‘It Cost HOW MUCH?!’ Crouchy’s Holiday Nightmare Revealed!!
The Therapy Crouch
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4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Pete are spiralling over their imaginary house renovation — which is impressive, considering they haven’t even bought the place yet.
The staircase has already been sold, everything is painted bone and we’re 3 Pinterest boards away from a nervous breakdown.
Things only escalate from there: Pete talks holiday rip offs, and one listener writes in begging us to help save his marriage (no pressure).
They also dive into the wild world of faux olive trees, Scottish snow gritters and give their verdict on exactly what time it is socially acceptable to crack open a cold one when on your holidays!
Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything!
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| 0:00.0 | Flavrivedere and I saw her in Bonoacos and walked me right now. |
| 0:02.8 | Suddenly thought on me, how much he's fucking bleeding? |
| 0:07.3 | I never hear about an ACL doing anything good. |
| 0:10.0 | It's a bitch-ass ligament. |
| 0:15.1 | Like Pete probably wanted to divorce me so many times, but he can't afford to. |
| 0:20.2 | Alfie won't sleep with me, |
| 0:21.4 | Alast him, loads of times. |
| 0:23.9 | I actually do enjoy it. |
| 0:24.7 | Yeah, I do. |
| 0:25.4 | Fraffing up the gash he is. |
| 0:27.6 | Ask me anything. |
| 0:30.6 | Sure, bye. |
| 0:31.9 | Hello, guys. |
| 0:32.6 | This is that part in the podcast where we ask you to subscribe. |
| 0:35.6 | It does make a big difference to our podcast |
| 0:38.4 | and we'd like you to make a bit difference. |
| 0:41.8 | So press it. |
| 0:42.9 | Hello and welcome to The Therapy Crouch. |
| 0:44.7 | Ask Me Anything with me, Abby Cunty, Peter Crouch and Ross Pitt. |
| 0:47.8 | Hello! |
| 0:49.5 | Hi, yeah, I've just read one of our AMAs |
| 0:52.9 | and it just bamboozled me. |
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