Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch: “Tracking Your Partner Is Crossing The Line”
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🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 18 minutes
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Summary
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get very honest as Abbey and Peter dive into the little habits, lies and dynamics that make (or break) a relationship… 👀
The episode kicks off with a debate that every couple will recognise - is tracking your partner’s location actually about safety… or is it crossing a line? Abbey defends it, Peter calls it a full-on violation, and things quickly spiral from there.
We also get into the harmless (and not-so-harmless) lies we tell in relationships - from exaggerating talents to fully committing to stories that get completely out of hand. Plus, one listener dilemma about a dad pretending to be a professional footballer takes things to a whole new level.
Abbey opens up about the assumptions people make because of her accent, while the pair share their thoughts on stereotypes, confidence and proving people wrong. There’s also the usual chaos - including a ridiculous game that quickly derails the episode and some very questionable dinner table entertainment with the kids.
And in a rare serious moment, Abbey and Peter reveal what they think actually makes their relationship work after all these years - from embracing differences to knowing when to just let things go.
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00:00 Introduction
00:42 Tracking Your Partner?! (Location “violation” debate begins)
02:10 Acting, Adverts & Listener Question
02:40 “People Think I’m Stupid” – Accent Stereotypes
03:34 Abbey’s “9 A*s” Debate
06:05 Listener Question: Lookalikes
08:20 Dartboard Lies & Relationship Truths
09:12 Fake Football Career Story
10:23 The Game That Got Out Of Hand
12:44 The Game Goes Too Far…
13:07 Dinner Table Games With Kids
13:36 Hosting The BRITs Debate
15:01 Relationship Advice Question
16:14 “Laughter Is Everything”
16:46 “We Stay Together Because…”
17:09 The Real Relationship Advice
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| 0:00.0 | It was the one thing that kind of has kept it all, you know, for so long. |
| 0:03.3 | Just because we have to, because we've got four kids. |
| 0:05.1 | I just can't afford to pay her off. |
| 0:09.1 | Abby and Pete for Brit Awards hosts next year. |
| 0:11.7 | We would be good at that. |
| 0:12.5 | You could turn everything into cock-themed music. |
| 0:14.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:14.9 | It must be cock. |
| 0:16.8 | Cock. |
| 0:19.2 | And it goes to been cock, but it's over now. |
| 0:27.8 | Guys, if you love us as much as we love you, you should subscribe. |
| 0:30.8 | That's all I'm going to say. |
| 0:31.8 | Ask me anything. |
| 0:34.6 | Hello, and welcome to Ask Me Anything with me, Abby Clancy. |
| 0:38.9 | There's me, Peter Crouch. |
| 0:40.2 | And Gaz still in the hot seat. |
| 0:41.6 | Gas did you know now. |
| 0:42.7 | Sorry, we're just still discussing this live 360 thing where Pete, Pete's saying he's got to take himself off it because I'm looking at him. |
| 0:51.2 | But he looks at me. |
| 0:52.0 | It's a violation. |
| 0:52.7 | It's a violation. |
| 0:53.5 | No, because you said to me the other day, why are you in Oxford? I could believe you're in Oxford, yeah. Yeah, you didn't tell me. How would you know? Because I looked on life recently. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. It's not for that, though. It's for the children. It's not for checking up on partners. No, I'm not checking up. I want to see if you were safe. Do you want to see if I'm safe? Yeah. That's a God's honest truth. That is absolute nonsense. That's absolute God's honest truth. Or, you know, if I know you're 10 minutes away, I can make sure the kitchen's tidy and I've got a nice little ribbon in my hair. I can put a ribbon in my hair. And your dinner's hot out of the oven on the table when you arrive. With your oven gloves on. Exactly. Fucking joking. I should have been born back in those days. So should I. I. I would have loved that. But that would have meant you'd have to do everything and all that'd have to do is cook. I'm not sure that was... Really? So I'm more than happy to go back to those days, darling. Sugar pie. I did. I just behead you anyway. Get a new one. |
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