Abbey Clancy’s Worst Drive Ever! Dating Dilemmas & Wine Debates!
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🗓️ 12 March 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions and sharing some of the most chaotic stories from their week.
Abbey reveals a terrifying experience driving down the winding roads of Box Hill, despite having a serious fear of heights. With a sheer drop beside the road, cars piling up behind her and the kids in the back, the pressure quickly became overwhelming as she tried to navigate one of the narrowest roads she’s ever driven.
Peter also finds himself under fire as Abbey recalls another recent car journey with him behind the wheel, comparing the experience to the Wolf of Wall Street boat scene thanks to some rather aggressive acceleration and braking.
The team also tackle some of your questions, including a sticky dating situation where a listener may have complicated his love life after getting a barmaid’s number… only to realise she’s friends with his new girlfriend.
Plus there’s discussion around relationship “wine therapy”, whether sitting down with a glass of wine actually helps solve arguments or just makes things worse, the ultimate wine vs beer debate, and some hilarious ideas for the kids’ next fancy dress outfits.
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00:00 Introduction
01:00 Dog Chaos & Early Morning Wake Ups
03:00 Abbey vs Peter Driving Debate
04:40 Abbey’s Terrifying Box Hill Drive
09:40 Who Is Actually the Worst Driver?
14:30 Dating Dilemma: Two Barmaids Problem
19:30 Dating Multiple People Debate
23:00 Honesty vs Lying in Relationships
25:25 Wine Therapy Gone Wrong
28:50 Kids Dressing Up as Peter Crouch
33:00 Easter Book Joke & Outro
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| 0:00.0 | You're the shape of a great dame, but sound like a pug with breathing difficulties. |
| 0:04.3 | With the body of a whippet. |
| 0:05.6 | Yeah, whipet. |
| 0:07.6 | I don't know if you come in and somebody doing a stand-up way. |
| 0:09.6 | What the fuck? |
| 0:10.7 | Oh my God. |
| 0:12.2 | If I walked in, you're standing up half in a way. |
| 0:14.8 | I'd think you're a serial killer or something. |
| 0:16.5 | We're 20 years in now feeling sorry for me. |
| 0:18.9 | She really pities me. |
| 0:20.3 | I don't pity you. |
| 0:21.6 | I pity me. |
| 0:23.4 | I pity me. |
| 0:27.5 | Remember, guys, if you're really enjoying this top quality content that we're producing, |
| 0:31.4 | hit subscribe. |
| 0:33.0 | It helps. |
| 0:33.5 | Ask me anything. |
| 0:36.3 | Shaba. |
| 0:54.8 | Hello, and welcome to the therapy crouch. Ask us anything me Abby Clancy Me Peter Crouch And we've got our John here today Because our Rossi boy's sick John is like the old days I know the glory days The glory days Where you used to Just laugh and snigger in the background And we used to take the piss out of you and you... |
| 0:55.3 | And then you stopped laughing and sniggering. |
| 1:09.2 | I know. And then I've fucked off. And I got to stop out of you. I don't know for this shit. Do you remember when we used to just take the piss out of his unobedient dog? Is that a word? Unobedient? Disobedience. There you go. How is she? How's she doing the Great Dane? |
| 1:10.7 | She's in our bed every morning. |
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