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The Therapy Crouch

Abbey and Peter Reveal Why Food Abroad Tastes Better | Ask Me Anything!

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Comedy, Mum, Parenting, Agony Aunt, Marriage, Dad, Relationships, Society & Culture, Advice, Peter Crouch, Abbey Clancy, Kids & Family, Sex, Funny, Partners, Couples Therapy, Couples, Therapy, Relax

4.73.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal Series continues with another chaotic Ask Me Anything as Abbey and Peter answer your questions and accidentally reveal some huge family plans.


The couple open up about deciding to move house after ten years, why they’re ready for a fresh chapter, and Abbey’s dream of more land, animals, growing vegetables and creating the ultimate family home. Peter also gives his honest take on Abbey wanting what sounds suspiciously like a private compound.


Elsewhere, the pair discuss dream homes, luxury interiors, tattoos, terrible cooking disasters and why men simply cannot resist touching things as they walk past them.


There’s also a touching message from a listener whose week was made easier during a difficult hospital stay thanks to the podcast.


Expect laughs, honesty, relationship chaos and classic Therapy Crouch energy throughout.


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00:00 Introduction

00:45 Easter Bunny Chaos

03:10 We’re Moving House

04:30 Abbey’s Compound Plan

06:00 Why Food Tastes Better Abroad

09:00 Cooking Disaster Stories

13:00 Tattoos Debate

16:20 Dream Home Must-Haves

18:35 Emotional Listener Message


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0:00.0

Do you want to get straight in?

0:01.0

I think the shabba is getting out of control of him. Ah. Some people don't like a finger up their ass if they don't know you. What's the big luxury item you want? We do need to build a bunker, I think... I've been bunkers every day, babe. Golf fans. Do you like golf fans? Just the hell now. I have the C word tattooed on my foot.

0:21.7

But you have your foot base?

0:24.1

Oh my God.

0:25.0

No.

0:27.1

Obligado.

0:28.8

Hey guys.

0:29.5

If you're enjoying our content, please like and subscribe.

0:32.8

Ask me anything.

0:35.6

Hello and welcome to the therapy crouch. Ask me anything with me, Abby Clancy. I'm welcome to The Therapy Couch.

0:38.2

Ask Me Anything with me, Abby Clancy.

0:39.8

I'm Peter Crouch.

0:41.1

And I'm Gaz.

0:42.0

How are we guys? Oh, good. How are you doing, baby? Yeah, I'm good, babe. Yeah, I'm good, babe. Yeah, I'm good. Ready for some AMAs, really. Hit me then. Do you want to get straight in? We went to have breakfast with the Easter bunny at the Ivy.

0:53.6

My six-year-old decided to shabber the Easter bunny

0:56.3

whilst he was having a picture with another family and shouted shabba.

1:00.7

I think the shabber is getting out of control with him.

1:03.7

How do I calm the shabbaring?

1:05.9

The shabbering.

1:08.5

I think it's hilarious.

1:09.9

There's one.

1:10.2

I think let him crack on. It is funny, but you know, some people don't like put a finger up their ass if they don't know you. Especially the Easter Bunny. Yeah. But if it's a six-year-old, I don't know how I'd feel about that, to be honest. It's a bit getting shabbard by a six-year-old. If you were a man in a costume, but he's the bunny costume. Why degrading? The mum must be, there must be shabbering going on in their household for him to know what it is. Yeah, which is great, which is all, it's all healthy and above board. Good shabrings. never done anyone any harm to it can be a good shabbings

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