“You Can Shove Your Puppies…” Portugal AMA Gets Wild!
The Therapy Crouch
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4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal answering your dilemmas and diving into absolute chaos from start to finish. From debating whether three dogs is officially too many, to navigating awkward step-parenting moments and hilarious regional slang debates, this episode has a bit of everything.
The pair also open up about family life and the emotional reality of living far away from parents as one listener asks for advice about moving abroad and missing home. Abbey shares why she’d never cope with the kids leaving home while Peter reveals the lockdown-style family traditions he’d bring back in a heartbeat.
Elsewhere, the GCSE debate returns as listeners question whether Abbey really got the grades she claims, leading to a full-on interrogation from Peter and the team... Are we saying foul play?
There’s also audiobook confessions, freezing cold Portugal weather complaints, and a lot of discussion about “freezies”, “ice pops” and “lolly ice” that completely derails the episode.
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00:00 Introduction
01:58 Should We Get Another Dog?
04:43 Step Parenting Drama
08:00 Regional Slang Arguments
11:55 Missing Family While Living Abroad
15:43 Audiobook Confessions
18:09 Abbey’s GCSEs Back Under Investigation
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| 0:00.0 | Pete, I need answers here, mate. |
| 0:01.5 | What exactly do you know about average Jesus? |
| 0:03.5 | I've got a certificate. Clay got it? You're very reactive to this. I'm not reactive. Go on. I said to my stepson, would you and your mum like a puppy? He said that you can shove your puppies up your ass. Jesus. Wow. Look at them. What size feet are you? What have you got my socks on? You said that like get them off kind of vibe. |
| 0:23.0 | Yeah, you're shocked, so, so bored. Wow. Look at them. What size feet are you? What have you got by my socks on? You said that like, get them off kind of vibe. |
| 0:23.0 | Yeah, you're socks up for the land. |
| 0:27.3 | Obligado! |
| 0:29.0 | Hi, if you're enjoying this content, then please like and subscribe. |
| 0:32.7 | Ask me anything. |
| 0:35.4 | Hello, and welcome to the Therapy Crouch. Ask Me Anything with me, Abbyancy Me Peter Crouch And me guys, how are we? Oh I'm full I'm cold and I'm full Do you're wearing like a dressing gown today This is the new dressing gown that I bought From a... I've only got... It's silk, it's like a throw. It's like a throw. |
| 0:54.5 | Look at that. |
| 0:55.7 | Silk. |
| 0:57.5 | That is a top dressing on that. |
| 0:57.8 | That's unreal, that is. |
| 0:59.3 | Hadded silk dressing out from H&M home. |
| 1:03.1 | Is it really? |
| 1:04.0 | Like, so that's not even like... |
| 1:05.7 | Size XL, just as I like... |
| 1:07.6 | I know I like them. |
| 1:10.5 | Straight in. |
| 1:12.4 | It is there. |
| 1:13.9 | You can't have a skimpy dress. |
| 1:16.8 | No, I hate them because when I go to like hotels. |
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