You Had Fun? Now You’re In Trouble… Relationship Truths Get REAL
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal trip rolls on as the gang battle through hangovers, questionable decisions and some seriously strong opinions on relationships. After a heavy night, the boys are feeling it as they dive into everything from airport pints and junk food cravings to the strange “punishment” dynamic that can creep into relationships after having a bit too much fun.
Things quickly spiral into one of the funniest and most chaotic ick discussions yet – including a barber chair moment that might just be the greatest ick of all time. The team also tackle your dilemmas, from navigating life after a breakup to whether giving your ex money after winning the lottery makes you a terrible person… or just a decent human being.
Plus, in Am I The A**hole, things get heated as the group debate workplace drama, relationship boundaries and the fine line between banter and going too far.
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00:00 Introduction / Hangover Fallout
01:42 Service Station Food & Matcha Rant
04:04 Bovril, Football & Stadium Rules
06:28 Random Chat & Set-Up
07:05 You Had Fun? Now You’re Punished
10:15 Listener Messages Begin
10:46 Barber Chair Story (All-Time Moment)
13:40 “That’s What I Do” & Tangents
16:22 Agony Ab: Newly Single Advice
19:50 Transition / Segment Change
20:00 Am I The A**hole Returns
20:31 Lottery Win & Ex-Wife Drama
23:50 Debate: Is He In The Wrong?
25:45 “Tig Bitties” Story
28:15 Naming Kids & Inappropriate Jokes
28:20 Workplace Drama: Slim vs Chunky
32:00 Body Comments Debate
34:30 Escalation / Final Thoughts on Topic
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| 0:00.0 | When I hear someone say oat milk, it makes you want to just down four pints of fresh cow's milk. I don't know what's going on in the world. What's love bombing? I don't know what that is. Love palm. Love balm. Am I the. Helping my son, name your stuff tiger? Tick bitis? Do you know Tigg old biddies? Well, I've heard of big titties. You are a different breed. Bridge. |
| 0:22.7 | Games gone. |
| 0:23.6 | Games gone. Tigg bities? Do you know Tigg old bitties? Well, I've heard of big tittics. |
| 0:37.5 | You are a different breed. Game's gone. Game's gone. Obligado. Hello and welcome to the therapy crouch with me, Abby Clancy. Me, be a crotch. Amigas, how are we all feeling? Yeah, all good, thanks, yeah. Are you feeling? I've got bamboo on my neck. It's the question. |
| 0:38.5 | I know. |
| 0:39.4 | Oh, we're in. |
| 0:37.5 | Come here, little bamboozle. feeling. Yeah, all good, thanks. Yeah. How are you feeling? I've got bamboo on my neck. It's a question. |
| 0:38.5 | I know. |
| 0:54.0 | Little, oh, we're in. Oh. Come here, little bamboo. Um, how are you feeling, guys? I felt fresher, but I'm okay. I'm surviving. So the boys came in, you know, ready to go and, um, had a few beverages. Chris looks lime green. The girl's up to Chris. |
| 0:56.9 | A poor cameraman. |
| 1:11.1 | He is... had a few beverages. Chris looks lime green. The girl's up to Chris. Oh, poor cameraman. He has vomited five times. What I found? I think Italian's now seven. We're up to seven now. He's up to seven. Can't take it, can they? Just don't breed them like they used to, do they? I know. It was quite a sache. Thoroughly enjoyable, though. |
| 1:12.4 | But it's classic Brits, isn't it? Oh, yeah. First day on holiday, you always have too much to drink. My God, yeah. And I literally said it here. I was like, you know, we've got two big days. Let's take it. It's sensible. Didn't I say in the airport? I did it when I went to Liverpool Legends |
| 1:26.5 | the night before a cameraman there |
| 1:28.3 | was like, let's go a vampire |
| 1:29.4 | I was like, no, no, it's a big day tomorrow |
| 1:30.7 | let's let out and buy. |
| 1:29.6 | I was like, no, no, it's a big day tomorrow. Let's let's take it. And before you know it, 10 pints later, oh, Jesus Christ. So, yeah, yeah, drink responsibly, I think, is the lesson here. It's the tagline. Yeah. How are you, sweetheart? |
| 1:43.0 | I'm just hungry. |
| 1:44.5 | Are you? |
| 1:45.4 | Hungry. |
| 1:46.0 | Hungry. |
| 1:46.7 | I'm hungry. |
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