Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch on “Call Me Daddy” - Plus the Icks Ruining Relationships
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
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🗓️ 31 March 2026
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get chaotic as Abbey and Peter dive into the modern relationship “icks” that are driving everyone mad. From gym-obsessed boyfriends who suddenly start calling every meal “fuel”, to the bizarre habits that creep in when people take their fitness journeys a little too seriously, the pair unpack the realities of dating in 2026.
We also hear some of your listener dilemmas including whether sharing a Netflix account with an ex is a major red flag, and what to do when your partner’s habits start giving you the ultimate ick. Plus, Abbey and Pete relive a holiday debate that will feel VERY familiar—when taking the perfect Instagram photo completely ruins the moment.
In the Agony Abs, things take a seriously weird turn with a bedroom confession involving being called “Daddy”… and an unexpected counter-offer of “Granny” that completely derails the mood. It’s funny, unfiltered and full of the kind of honest relationship chat that will have you questioning everything.
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00:00 Introduction
00:27 Ross update & opening chat
01:02 Morning routines & body confidence
02:18 Parenting rules & swimming debate
03:10 Hair routines & “life admin”
05:04 Relationship icks & plane story
06:34 Pete’s sauna moment (“the seats”)
07:38 House chat, storage & spindles
09:05 Weekly “shine” & Chanel chat
10:00 Packing, moving house & clear-outs
11:42 Gym boyfriend turns “delulu”
13:00 Gym addiction & motivation chat
14:00 Pre-kids nostalgia & family chaos
16:19 Sharing Netflix with an ex
17:30 Phone glitches & tech struggles
18:23 Holiday photo frustrations begin
19:27 “Candid photo” arguments escalate
20:15 Pete lying on the floor for the shot
21:14 “Fellas of Instagram” discussion
22:18 Social media vs real life debate
24:24 Filming vs living the moment
25:15 Justin Timberlake viral debate
27:00 “Am I The Asshole?” intro
27:48 “Call me Granny” dilemma begins
28:56 Debate & reactions
30:05 “Daddy” discussion continues
31:40 Final thoughts & wrap of segment
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| 0:00.0 | I've got an ick, if we're talking about icks, |
| 0:02.0 | it was like he was pervin at some girls' breasts, |
| 0:05.0 | but he was looking at seats in a sauna. |
| 0:08.0 | Oh, the seats on that. |
| 0:10.0 | Am I the asshole for wanting to be called Granny in bed? |
| 0:15.0 | What are you trying these things? |
| 0:17.0 | I don't love the daddy thing. |
| 0:19.0 | Is it wrong with daddy? |
| 0:20.0 | Still making me sick. |
| 0:21.1 | Who's your daddy? |
| 0:22.3 | Ugh. Fuck off, isn't it? No. Hello and welcome to The Therapy Crouch with me, Abby Clancy. Me, Peter Crouch. And we've got our Gaz. Hello, everyone. You're right. You guys name well. Thanks. Do you want to dress Ross? Yeah, I know we've had a few messages about Ross |
| 0:39.2 | and his whereabouts |
| 0:40.1 | but he has had |
| 0:42.2 | a couple of family |
| 0:43.4 | bereavements |
| 0:44.1 | and he's back in |
| 0:47.6 | Liverpool supporting his family |
| 0:49.1 | so we have to respect that |
| 0:50.7 | and we miss him |
| 0:52.4 | although you're doing a great job. |
| 0:54.1 | Yeah we wish Ross wish rosswell |
| 0:55.8 | we wish ross well yeah guys have stepped into the hot seat for yeah cheers guys yes wishing well um how |
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