Entered the Giveaway? Winner Announced! Plus Ross Reveal Update!
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch AMA, Pedro’s off sick so it’s just Abbey and Ross holding down the fort — and chaos ensues.
We kick things off with Ross’s long-awaited face reveal as Abbey recruits the listeners to send in their best photo-fit sketches before the big reveal. There’s also Valentine’s chat, glow-up jealousy and a listener whose partner hasn’t noticed her transformation (men, do better).
In the Agony Abs, we tackle a relationship that’s missing the passion of an ex, the 13-year wait for a proposal, and whether a ring actually changes anything. Plus, Abbey gets brutally honest about weddings, security and why sometimes you need to give your man a kick up the arse.
We also hear about the worst house guest of all time — porch vomit, dressing gown theft and zero self-awareness — before deciding whether ghosting is ever acceptable.
It’s bonk beats vs Classic FM, hot mum paranoia and some very strong opinions on men being completely useless.
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00:00 Introduction
01:00 Valentine’s Day & Ross reveal tease
02:00 Ross photo-fit challenge
05:00 Hot mum/Stiffler’s Mum debate
07:00 Glow up vs no compliments
11:15 Ex passion vs secure love
14:00 Classic FM car chaos
15:30 13-year proposal dilemma
18:30 Wedding cost chat
20:45 Festival weirdo house guest
24:00 Dressing gown drama & ghosting
27:50 Book giveaway
31:10 Valentine’s sign-off
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| 0:00.0 | Well, I just know from my own relationship if I came in with a skinhead. |
| 0:03.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:04.0 | He wouldn't even notice. |
| 0:05.0 | As your kids grow older into teenage years, are you at all worried about Abby being your kid's version of Stifler's mom? |
| 0:14.0 | Guys, if you love us as much as we love you, you should subscribe. That's all I'm going to say. |
| 0:18.0 | Ask me anything. Shava. Hello and welcome to The going to say. Ask me anything. |
| 0:21.7 | Sure. Bye. |
| 0:25.7 | Hello and welcome to the therapy crouch with me, Abby Clancy. |
| 0:32.4 | I'm me R. Ross. We've got an empty couch today. Sadly, Pedro is off sick. Yeah. |
| 0:39.0 | Fall induced, I imagine. Yeah. No, we've just been head to toe in the vomit and bug here. I know, I've heard. I've kind of keep me distance from you, to be honest, a little bit. Oh my God, it's the worst, literally. So it looks like it's just me and you today, Honeywell. Yeah, no problem. This could be the start of something now. Exactly. No word to me. Exactly. So what have you been up to? Not really, to be honest, quite quiet. It's Valentine's Day, fast approaching, so I've been getting me bits and Bob sort of with that. Mr. Lover, lover man's coming out. Get my bonk beats ready. What have you got in the pipeline? I've got a couple of things planned. All will be revealed next week, don't you worry. Needless to say, Alex Fox, who was meant to be joining us this week, but she's coming on next week. She's being in touch and she's going to hopefully have a bit of spice to our lives this Valentine's Day. Do you know what? I'm gutted that she's not on today. I was really, really looking to get some tips before the old Valentine's time. |
| 1:29.2 | She's great. |
| 1:29.8 | She's great. |
| 1:41.5 | I've had a few meetings with her and she's, it's going to be a really insightful pod. Let's put it that way. Okay. Amazing. She's not going to know what hit them. The vomit bull will be the least of his movies. Right. And I don't want you to start doing that thing where you read and then you, you know. voice. |
| 1:42.6 | Your telephone voice. |
| 1:44.8 | I know I'm guilty of that, |
| 1:46.0 | but you need to not do it. Okay, I'll try me best not to. |
| 1:47.6 | Ross, can I? and then you, you know, you telephone voice. Your telephone voice. I know I'm guilty of that, but you need to not do it. |
| 1:46.1 | Okay, I'll try me best not to. |
| 1:47.7 | And Ross, can I just say, you know, you've got the big reveal coming up. |
| 1:52.6 | Yes. |
| 1:53.3 | And I always have in my DMs, like, please send a picture of Ross. |
| 1:56.8 | Yeah. |
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