The Genie Queen’s Speech - A Therapy Crouch Christmas Broadcast
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2025
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
On today’s Christmas special of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter deliver their very own festive spin on the Queen’s Speech, reflecting on a year of love, growth and the tiny habits that quietly drive us mad.
From red flags that shout to beige flags that whisper “this will annoy you forever”, they take a wry look back at the moments that have tested relationships up and down the country.
There’s talk of mismatched sexual rhythms, questionable storage discoveries, awkward festive gatherings and the universal comfort of knowing someone else is also silently judging something small.
With music confessions, language debates and plenty of wine-fuelled wisdom, Abbey and Peter remind us that none of us are perfect — but if things get tense this Christmas… just grow up. 🎄🍷
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the Therapy Crouch. |
| 0:04.4 | With me, King Crouch, today alongside me is Jeannie Queen Abbey, |
| 0:10.2 | who will give the Therapy Crouch Christmas speech. |
| 0:13.3 | Thank you, darling. |
| 0:14.1 | Please proceed. |
| 0:15.6 | At Christmas, it is customary to pause, reflect and look back on the year that has passed. A year of change, |
| 0:25.0 | a year of growth, and in many cases, a year of icks. Across the nation, people have once again |
| 0:34.3 | gathered with loved ones, sometimes willingly, and sometimes because it felt rude not to, |
| 0:40.4 | to eat, drink and quietly to judge one another's behaviour. |
| 0:44.7 | And nowhere has this been more apparent than from within the therapy crouch community, wouldn't you say, King? |
| 0:52.2 | Absolutely. |
| 0:53.6 | This year, many of you have written to us with matters of the heart. |
| 0:59.4 | Not the big, dramatic gestures, but the small things. |
| 1:04.1 | The leg dangling from a bar stool. |
| 1:06.7 | The phrase she's thirsty when filling up a car. |
| 1:10.5 | The man who runs for a bus, |
| 1:13.4 | these moments may seem insignificant. |
| 1:16.4 | But as we have learned, |
| 1:17.9 | it is often the smallest habits |
| 1:19.9 | that give us that bloody heck. |
| 1:23.5 | Oh, gosh, me darling. |
| 1:26.1 | We have seen great bravery. |
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