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World’s Worst Job Revealed: ‘I couldn’t got the toilet for THREE DAYS!!’

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Comedy, Mum, Parenting, Agony Aunt, Marriage, Dad, Relationships, Society & Culture, Advice, Peter Crouch, Abbey Clancy, Kids & Family, Sex, Funny, Partners, Couples Therapy, Couples, Therapy, Relax

4.73.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's toe-sucking confessions, jellyfish disasters, and serious surname showdowns as Peter and Abbey tackle everything from foot fetishes to holiday debates. 


Pete kicks things off with a surprising story about a mate who could operate just about anything with his feet (yes, really), and the gang discover the secret to Peter’s longevity…quite literally


Plus, we hear from a listener stuck in a relationship stand-off about baby names, another going on a solo trip to Peru, and someone who is feeling slightly shortchanged when it comes the abundance of birthday gifts she feels forced to buy for her best friends kids! 


It’s wild, it’s unfiltered, and it’s Therapy Crouch at its best. 


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Therapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. Stay tuned over the next few weeks, as Pete and Ab help two listeners with genuine holiday dilemmas they’re trying to crack, ahead of a real-life TUI holiday!  https://www.tui.co.uk/


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Transcript

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0:00.0

There's a lot of perverts out there who love feet.

0:02.4

I suck Lucinda's big toe, didn't I?

0:04.1

Not a bit much.

0:05.8

My dad's, we've got to make a called bum plug.

0:08.4

Every time we go on holiday, he gets called Mr Clancy everywhere.

0:11.6

How did that make you feel?

0:13.4

Where it made me feel like I've been chopped off.

0:22.3

Guys, if you're loving this content,

0:23.9

hit that subscribe button now because we need your help.

0:25.8

Hello, welcome to the therapy coach.

0:28.4

Let us know what you think.

0:29.6

Abbe's Trotters out of 10.

0:32.6

I got 10 on WikiVit.

0:34.3

You did.

0:34.9

You know, I don't know.

0:36.2

It's quite a big,

0:40.2

it's a big, big, big time for a female.

0:50.7

Yeah, but I'm tall, so I need, and it's like, it's like a tree with a small root. Yeah, it doesn't work. No, I agree. I agree. Agreed. How are we? I will put them away then. No, yeah. I do not want to lose. I like your feet.

0:51.5

I think your feet are lovely.

0:52.3

No,

0:52.5

because it's weird.

0:53.1

You touch my feet.

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