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The Therapy Crouch

Is This Ever Acceptable? Girlfriend’s Bedroom Antics EXPOSED!

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Comedy, Mum, Parenting, Agony Aunt, Marriage, Dad, Relationships, Society & Culture, Advice, Peter Crouch, Abbey Clancy, Kids & Family, Sex, Funny, Partners, Couples Therapy, Couples, Therapy, Relax

4.73.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary


On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter are back answering your weird and wonderful relationship dilemmas! 


From bedroom boundaries to breath that clears the room, no topic is off-limits as the pair tackle your juiciest questions with their usual mix of honesty and humour. 


Abbey reacts to a listener who’s left feeling rejected after discovering her partner’s solo antics upstairs, while Peter shares a very revealing story involving an early morning workout and some unfortunately placed studio cameras.


There’s also chaos in the group chat after a hen-do planning fail, the unspoken gym beef that might be more than it seems, and a heartfelt message from a mum navigating her son’s painful hair loss journey.


All this and much more only on this week’s Therapy Crouch, Ask Us Anything! 


00:00 – Intro

05:10 – Parenting Hell

10:30 – Bad Breath

15:55 – Flying Solo

18:10 – 9-Year Itch

23:25 – Gym Crush

31:45 – The Sex Tape (Or lack of)

38:05 – Friendship Fallouts

40:25 – Outro


LAST CHANCE: We’re looking for mates, family-members or couples who want a free TUI holiday worth up to £5000 and a chance to appear on the Therapy Crouch! All you need to do is submit some key info and a video explaining the holiday dilemma you’re stuck with on the link here - https://thetherapycrouch.myaudition.app/  T&C’s apply. 


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https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Is it normal for your partner to be upstairs masturbating

0:03.3

while you're downstairs in the same house?

0:06.5

Why, as the therapy coach turned into sex?

0:09.3

Sex cells, I mean, sex cells.

0:11.8

We really are therapists.

0:14.0

Oh me, yeah.

0:14.7

Sex therapists now.

0:15.9

You don't want them going through all your sex tapes.

0:20.2

I had a lot of respect for Peter Crows in the service.

0:26.6

Guys, if you're loving this content, hit that subscribe button now, because we need your help.

0:32.6

Ask me anything.

0:34.6

Sure, bye.

0:36.6

Hello! Hello, and welcome to The Therapy Crouch. Ask us anything with me. Abby Clancy. That's a friggin' split personality, no? No, I think I... No, voices in your head or something. I do hear voice in my headpiece. That's a bloody problem. So I've just put this outfit on. I've just bought this outfit. It's all right. It's just like a Jimmy thing. It was in the sale. But I didn't realize that it had feeding. Oh my God. You look like the things of the cat in the hat. It's like I've got a morph seaties on. Oh, the green screen.

1:11.0

When do you do the green screen?

1:11.7

Yeah.

1:12.3

So it's a little leggings and top number, but it's got these feet.

1:15.3

What's that all about?

1:16.0

I don't know.

1:17.8

It's wardrobe, NYC.

1:19.2

But I thought, have you never worn them before?

1:20.8

No, I just thought I'll put it on now.

1:22.5

Been launched on the pod.

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