HALF TERM BEST OF: The Jellyfish Incident! Erotic Books, Nickname Chaos & Abby’s Secret Sex Symbol Status!
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2026
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s time for a Best Of special – the funniest, most chaotic and downright outrageous moments of the year so far.
From Peter’s accidental 6AM “private” workout in the pod (that may or may not have been caught on camera), to Abbey discovering she was someone’s lock screen… nothing is off limits. We revisit the now-infamous saturation diver jellyfish story (yes, it’s as bad as you remember), Pete’s Ibiza jellyfish disaster, and the marriage debate that had everyone shouting “you’re not present at all!”
Plus, the Nickname Game Hall of Fame returns with some absolute crackers — including “Cordless”, “Pothole” and the one ( you know the one!) that nearly broke the internet.
There’s posture problems, packing arguments, erotic literature confusion, scuba diving fails and proof (apparently) that Abbey is a full-blown sex symbol.
If you want to submit a story, Weekly Wine or a nickname for the Hall of Fame – hit the link below:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit
00:00 Introduction – Best Of Special
03:45 WikiFeet & “Abbie’s Trotters”
08:20 Pete’s 6AM Pod Workout
13:10 Posture & Spine Scare
17:40 “You’re Not Present” Marriage Debate
22:15 The Zurich Trip Chaos
27:30 The Jellyfish Diver Horror Story
33:40 Pete’s Ibiza Jellyfish Nightmare
36:50 Abbey’s Lock Screen Moment
40:10 Nickname Game Hall of Fame
45:20 Erotic Literature & Mr Tickle
49:00 Final Laughs
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| 0:00.0 | Are you at all worried about Abby being your kid's version of Stifler's mom? |
| 0:04.0 | Oh, the. |
| 0:05.0 | You're a sex symbol, babe. |
| 0:08.0 | A sex symbol? |
| 0:09.0 | Are you fucking joking? |
| 0:10.0 | I don't even like saying these words. |
| 0:12.0 | We really are a therapy. |
| 0:14.0 | Sex therapy is now. |
| 0:16.0 | You better believe, baby. |
| 0:18.0 | Guys, if you're loving this content, hit the You better believe, baby. |
| 0:27.1 | Guys, if you're loving this content, hit that subscribe button now, because we need your help. |
| 0:27.7 | Hello, welcome to the therapy coach. |
| 0:30.3 | Let's know what you think, Abbey's Trotters out of 10. |
| 0:34.5 | I got 10 on WikiVit. |
| 0:36.2 | You did. |
| 0:36.7 | You know, I don't know. |
| 0:38.1 | It's quite a big, it's a big, big toe for a female. Yeah, but I'm tall so I need. Yeah. And it's like, it's like, it's like a tree with a small root. Yeah. It doesn't work. No, I agree. I agree. Agreed. How are we? I will put them away then. |
| 0:51.4 | I do not want to lose. |
| 0:52.6 | I like your feet. |
| 0:53.4 | I think your feet are lovely. |
| 0:54.2 | No, |
| 0:54.4 | because it's weird. |
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