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The Therapy Crouch

The Silent Red Flag in Long-Term Relationships & Is Filming in Gyms Completely Out of Control?!

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Comedy, Mum, Parenting, Agony Aunt, Marriage, Dad, Relationships, Society & Culture, Advice, Peter Crouch, Abbey Clancy, Kids & Family, Sex, Funny, Partners, Couples Therapy, Couples, Therapy, Relax

4.73.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2026

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch: Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter tackle the chaos of January head-on as listeners write in with their biggest dilemmas, disasters and frustrations. From the pressure of dating apps and speed dating horror stories to the very real pain of hosting a dinner party that goes completely off the rails, nothing is off limits.


The pair also dive into why January is financially ruthless, whether a proper “reset” is even possible after Christmas, and why trying to improve your mental health with daily walks can quickly turn into rage at the general public. There’s also a fiery debate on gym culture, Gen Z filming etiquette, and whether social media has completely warped how we see ourselves.


In the Agony Abs, the conversation turns more serious as a listener questions a relationship that’s been stuck in limbo for 11 years, raising honest questions about commitment, living apart, and knowing when to draw the line. As always, Abbey and Peter offer straight-talking advice, plenty of laughs, and a comforting reminder that most of us are just trying to get through January in one piece.


If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast — hit the link below.


00:00 – The reluctant but passionate subscribe plea

01:05 – Freshers flu, cold water swims & winter routines

02:01 – Why being cold is worse than being hot

03:14 – Sideline fashion disasters & the “undertaker coat”

05:34 – Dating pressure, speed dating chaos & conspiracy theorists

07:34 – Dinner party disasters and Come Dine With Me humiliation

09:58 – January finances falling apart spectacularly

12:52 – Mental health walks ruined by the general public

14:30 – Forest walks, flashers & clearing your head

15:25 – The most disrespectful snorer on the Eurostar

17:27 – Gen Z gym culture and filming rage

19:04 – Social media, comparison & gym anxiety

22:38 – Living apart after 11 years: relationship crossroads

24:26 – Hard truths about commitment and moving in together


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, so what do we need?

0:01.7

Well, we need people to subscribe

0:03.3

because obviously we're making this top quality content. And I do hate these little bits where everyone goes, oh, please subscribe. We really need it. But it just does make a difference. So if you like it, then please hit the button. Yeah, like Linkham, subscribe. You can never say that. It's great. Like Link and subscribe. That's stay here then. who's a flasher in our local woods the other day

0:24.1

he's a flasher in our local woods the other day that. It's great. Like link and subscribe. That's staying in.

0:24.1

He's a flasher in our local woods the other day.

0:26.0

Should have seen him.

0:27.3

Look like Sam Smith.

0:29.5

Full leather.

0:30.9

Head to toe.

0:33.0

I've put my Jim Stefan and said,

0:34.3

just been Jim.

0:35.7

I'm a fuck, I have a f***.

0:38.6

Oh, Ross, are Abby and RP?

0:40.0

Just start off of me.

0:41.8

He didn't actually.

0:42.3

Ask me anything.

0:50.6

Hello and welcome to The Therapy Crouch.

0:52.4

Ask us anything with me, Abby Clancy.

0:53.3

Me, Peter Crouch.

1:11.3

How are you feeling there, ruffs? I've just got a sore throat. Losing my voice. Shivery. Fresh as flu. Yeah, fresh as flu. Exactly. Yeah, no, I'm all right. Yeah, you good. How are you Pete? I'm good, yeah, top of the world. Good week? Yeah, nice week.

1:11.6

Yeah,

1:12.5

still the swim squads.

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