The First Portugal Episode Gets VERY Honest
The Therapy Crouch
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🗓️ 23 April 2026
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and the team kick off the very first special Portugal Series with a chaotic Ask Me Anything episode from sunny Portugal. What starts as a simple Q&A quickly turns into classic Therapy Crouch madness as the gang discuss holiday packing disasters, bringing 12 suitcases but somehow forgetting the essentials, and the reality of family life abroad.
Abbey and Peter also get brutally honest about parenting four children, whether boys are harder work than girls, and how they divide the madness of school runs, clubs and everyday family life. Abbey gives a rare insight into what her work days actually look like, from shoots and brand deals to juggling home life and total chaos behind the scenes.
Elsewhere, the team debate why the phrase “body count” is one of the worst modern terms around, reveal their funniest relationship banter, and somehow end up discussing underwear, dressing gowns and karaoke.
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00:00 Introduction From Portugal
07:03 We Brought 12 Cases… Forgot Everything
08:32 Are Boys Harder Than Girls? Parenting Four Kids Chaos
12:11 Why “Body Count” Is The Worst Term Ever
17:30 Listener Game Gets Out Of Control
18:30 Tyson & Paris Fury Singing Reaction
21:07 What Does Abbey Actually Do? Honest Answer
23:16 School Runs, Clubs & Real Family Life
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| 0:00.0 | You get the seamless, so they're just so comfy and they've got a big gusset. |
| 0:05.8 | Oh my God. |
| 0:07.4 | Am I shattering dreams? |
| 0:08.7 | Yeah, a little bit. |
| 0:09.5 | Like Lincoln, vomit. |
| 0:11.6 | I think you should try this one. |
| 0:13.1 | Change the word dance to W-A-N-K. |
| 0:16.2 | I want to wank with somebody. |
| 0:20.7 | Shut up and wank with me |
| 0:23.1 | Oh, |
| 0:27.3 | Hey guys, if you're enjoying our content |
| 0:30.8 | Please like and subscribe |
| 0:32.2 | Ask me anything |
| 0:34.3 | Hello and welcome to the Therapy Crouch. |
| 0:39.2 | Ask Me Anything with me, Abby Clancy. |
| 0:41.2 | And me, Peter Crouch. |
| 0:42.8 | And me, The Gazz. |
| 0:44.3 | The Gazz. |
| 0:45.3 | Which is we put other... |
| 0:46.3 | You're not going to believe... |
| 0:48.3 | You're not going to believe who texts me today. |
| 0:51.1 | Max. |
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