Dog-Sitting Disaster, Family Admin Meltdowns & The Gym Crush Story That Spiralled Out of Control
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2025
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, the chaos levels are high as Abbey and Peter dive head-first into your most unhinged dilemmas. From a roommate who’s become painfully healthy to the point of policing pizza boxes, to a listener who’s accidentally become the full-time admin assistant for her entire extended family, the pair tackle the everyday dramas we all know too well.
There’s also a gym crush spiralling out of control, awkward encounters, debates about deep-pan pizza, and a dog-sitting saga involving a completely unapproved full-body shave. Abbey and Peter share stories from home, from early-morning parenting struggles to haircut catastrophes that still haunt them.
In the Agony Abs, no topic is off-limits — whether it’s boundaries, compliments, or why saying “no” is borderline impossible for some people. It’s relatable, ridiculous, and very Therapy Crouch.
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00:00 – Intro
01:15 – Wholesome lorry-driver compliments
02:17 – Shout-out to the HGV listeners
03:00 – Parenting chat: kids at Jingle Bell Ball
04:20 – Music tastes and the Will Smith surprise
05:30 – The “painfully healthy” roommate dilemma
06:20 –Abbey’s mission to get fit for 40
07:12 – Pizza guilt & balance chat
08:24 – The great “deep pan vs thin crust” debate
10:00 – Everyman x Franco Manca Theory
10:29 – “Family Secretary” dilemma
13:16 – Gym crush chaos — sliding off the bench
14:35 – Why we can’t say “no” to people
16:10 – Do compliments offend or flatter?
22:07 – The outrageous dog-sitter grooming incident
24:12 – Kid haircut horror stories
25:28 – Swimming, gym chat and closing laughs
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| 0:00.0 | Listen, that's just what I do, but I'm Don Juan de Marto. |
| 0:03.0 | Gone wrong, Nunaga. |
| 0:06.0 | Gone wrong, DeMago. |
| 0:08.0 | I've had the colonnors. |
| 0:10.0 | Yeah, I've had. |
| 0:11.0 | You cleared a whole club out once, I heard. |
| 0:13.0 | Yeah, I do. |
| 0:14.0 | You went, wow, she's overdressed. |
| 0:19.0 | Ask me anything. Sure. Okay, so Pete Pete what do we need |
| 0:24.3 | Well we need people to subscribe |
| 0:26.5 | Because obviously we're making this top quality content |
| 0:28.8 | And I do hate these little bits for everyone goes |
| 0:30.7 | Oh please subscribe we really need it |
| 0:32.7 | But it just does make a difference |
| 0:34.2 | So if you like it then please hit the button |
| 0:37.1 | Yeah like link him |
| 0:38.1 | subscribe. You can never say that. It's great. Like link and subscribe. That's stay in it. |
| 0:44.9 | Hello and welcome to the therapy crouch. Ask us anything with me? Abbe Conzi. |
| 0:50.0 | Oh. Oh, you want me to say it? I'm just for your name now. Yeah. I don't know for some reason. I thought you were going to say it. Okay. Okay, it was Abby Clancy and Peter Crouch. And Ross is here as well. Woo-hoo. You know when we say, we say, ask her, and it goes shabber. So. Oh, my God. I was on the school run today. |
| 1:11.1 | Go on. |
| 1:26.9 | It was a fella in a big, a lorry. Like a big lorry. Yeah. And it was right above me here. How big? Big. A big lorry. It wasn't just, what I'm trying to get across, it wasn't just a lorry. It wasn't about it. It was a big one. what they called HGV The big one |
| 1:27.8 | Anyway he looked down at me |
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