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The Therapy Crouch

Pete’s “Midlife Crisis”? Tapas Alone, Snapchat Accusations and Brutal Nicknames

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Comedy, Mum, Parenting, Agony Aunt, Marriage, Dad, Relationships, Society & Culture, Advice, Peter Crouch, Abbey Clancy, Kids & Family, Sex, Funny, Partners, Couples Therapy, Couples, Therapy, Relax

4.73.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2026

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special and things get chaotic very quickly as Abbey and Peter dive into your wildest questions.


From hilarious nickname stories (including the unforgettable “Jetpack Joe”) to brutally honest debates about whether going to the cinema alone is weird, this episode is packed with relatable moments and classic Crouch chaos. Peter raises eyebrows with his new solo habits — including tapas for one — while Abbey questions whether it’s all giving midlife crisis energy…


The pair also open up about parenting struggles, emotional moments with their kids, and the surprising ways AI is creeping into family life. Plus, there’s strong opinions on football fashion, celebrity encounters (including Stevie Wonder and Prince William), and a completely unfiltered discussion on bathroom etiquette that you probably weren’t ready for.


If you’ve ever wondered what’s “normal” in relationships, social situations, or just life in general — this episode covers it all (and then some).


Got a question or dilemma for the podcast? Submit it below:

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00:00 Introduction

01:00 Outrageous Nicknames

04:30 The “Snapchat” Joke

08:10 Is Going To The Cinema Alone Weird?

10:00 Pete’s Solo Tapas Confession

12:00 Midlife Crisis Accusations

14:10 Kids & Flight Hacks

16:30 Kids Say The Funniest Things

18:00 Football Opinions Get Heated

21:00 Celebrity Encounters

25:00 Bathroom Etiquette Debate


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0:00.0

Stevie Wonder was pretty spectacular to meet him. I reckon a person next to him was gone to another fit girl here, mate. And he goes, oh, you've got to create energy. He was always getting injured. She went for the name Tampon because he was in for a week and out for three. People don't keep tampons in for a week, by the way. It's a couple of day thing, the day thing. We're out of our comfort zone here, mate.

0:21.2

Treat.

0:22.3

Staggering.

0:23.9

Staggering about work.

0:30.8

Remember, guys, if you're really enjoying this top quality content that we're producing,

0:32.6

hit subscribe.

0:33.4

It helps.

0:34.7

Ask me anything.

0:36.7

Sure, bye. Hi, guys. Welcome to the therapy crouch Ask Us Anything with me, Abby Clancy. Sure.

0:39.4

Hi guys, welcome to the therapy crouch.

0:54.8

Ask Us Anything with me, Abby Clancy. And be Pete Crouch, sorry. And we've got our gals today. Still in the hot seat. Hi, guys. You're all right. We're good. We're good. Pete, we've got some nicknames. I really like these. Yeah, just because I love nicknames. I haven't actually read these, but we've had some crackers over the years.

0:57.8

I was listening to your nicknames episode on The Way to Work.

0:54.8

There's a really funny one. I've read it. Have you read it? Yes. As if you're reading plans now. We've got new plans. Just like, because Gads is with us, he does a really nice plan, doesn't he? caught my eye, so I read it in bed while you're watching the match. Did she really? Bread flattered.

1:14.6

Did I really? Oh, red flattered. Did I not catch your eye? No, you didn't. Heavy breathing with them freaking earphones on listening to the match. No thanks. This is what you get, mate. I don't know how long he's been with your book. But this is the kind of stuff you get.

1:29.2

This is the standards.

1:30.1

He's on deep four.

1:32.5

Headphones in heavy breathing?

1:34.2

Absolutely not.

1:35.2

Rather, rather die.

1:38.8

Jetpack Joe.

1:39.6

Remember Jetpack Joe?

1:40.6

What a cracker that was.

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