Pete’s “Midlife Crisis”? Tapas Alone, Snapchat Accusations and Brutal Nicknames
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2026
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special and things get chaotic very quickly as Abbey and Peter dive into your wildest questions.
From hilarious nickname stories (including the unforgettable “Jetpack Joe”) to brutally honest debates about whether going to the cinema alone is weird, this episode is packed with relatable moments and classic Crouch chaos. Peter raises eyebrows with his new solo habits — including tapas for one — while Abbey questions whether it’s all giving midlife crisis energy…
The pair also open up about parenting struggles, emotional moments with their kids, and the surprising ways AI is creeping into family life. Plus, there’s strong opinions on football fashion, celebrity encounters (including Stevie Wonder and Prince William), and a completely unfiltered discussion on bathroom etiquette that you probably weren’t ready for.
If you’ve ever wondered what’s “normal” in relationships, social situations, or just life in general — this episode covers it all (and then some).
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00:00 Introduction
01:00 Funniest Nicknames
05:30 Relationship Red Flags & Snapchat
08:15 Cinema Alone Debate
10:30 Solo Dining Confessions
12:40 Movie Chat
14:10 Holiday Arguments
16:40 Parenting & Flights
18:45 Kids & AI
20:00 Emotional Parenting Moments
21:00 Football Opinions
23:00 Matchday Experience
24:00 Celebrities & Inspiration
26:00 Tuchel “Dreamboat” Moment
27:30 Toilet Etiquette
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| 0:00.0 | Stevie Wonder was pretty spectacular to meet him. |
| 0:03.0 | I reckon a person next to him was gone to another fit girl here, mate. |
| 0:06.0 | And you go, oh, you've got to create energy. |
| 0:09.0 | He was always getting injured. |
| 0:10.0 | She went for their name Tampon because he was in for a week and out for three. |
| 0:15.0 | People don't keep tampons in for a week, by the way. |
| 0:17.0 | It's a couple of day thing. |
| 0:19.0 | We're out of our comfort zone here, mate. |
| 0:21.2 | Treat. |
| 0:22.3 | Staggering. |
| 0:23.9 | Staggering about work. |
| 0:30.9 | Remember, guys, if you're really enjoying this top quality content that we're producing, |
| 0:32.6 | hit subscribe. |
| 0:33.4 | It helps. |
| 0:34.7 | Ask me anything. |
| 0:36.6 | Sure. Hi, guys. Welcome to the therapy crouch Ask Us Anything with me, Abby Clancy. Sure. |
| 0:39.4 | Hi guys, welcome to the therapy crouch. |
| 0:52.7 | Ask Us Anything with me, Abby Clancy. And me, Pete Crouch, so. And we've got our gals today. Still in the hot seat. Hi, guys. You're all right? We're good, we're good. We're good. Pete, we've got some nicknames. I really like these. Yeah, just because I love nicknames. I haven't actually read these, |
| 0:54.8 | but we've had some crackers over the years. |
| 0:57.0 | I was listening to your nickname episode on The Way to Work. |
| 0:57.9 | There's a really... Yeah, just because I love nicknips. I've actually read these, but we've had some crackers over the years. |
| 1:11.9 | Oh, this is your nickname episode on the way to work. There's a really funny one. I've read it. Have you read it? Yes. As if you're reading plans now. We've got new plans. Just like, because Gads is with us, he does a really nice plan, doesn't he? caught my eye, so I read it in bed while you're watching the match. |
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