“I’m Allowed A BUSH And He Isn’t!” - Wild Dating Double Standards & Secret Neighbour Bin Wars
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2025
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything classic as Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your pre-Christmas dilemmas — from hilariously petty neighbour disputes to relationship double standards and DIY disasters that spiral completely out of control.
A listener reveals their unwavering refusal to lose a silent bin war, while Abbey questions whether passive aggression might actually be a personality trait. The duo also tackle a plumbing nightmare caused by YouTube-fuelled confidence, debate feminism and dating preferences in a refreshingly honest Agony Abs, and respond to a powerful message about managing health anxiety with practical tools that genuinely help.
There’s plenty of laughter, a few brutal truths, and some unexpectedly heartfelt moments as the pair reflect on parenting worries, mental health, and why sometimes knowing your limits is the real win. Plus, a festive teaser hints at what’s coming for the Therapy Crouch Christmas special.
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00:44 - Welcome to the AMA chaos
01:01 - Pe-ter vs Peter vs Pedro
03:19 - Generations, labels and feeling ancient
05:28 - The Portugal bonk-beat music disaster
06:53 - The silent neighbour bin war
09:25 - Premier League mentality… over bins
12:09 - DIY confidence ends in plumbing disaster
14:32 - Inflating balls
18:12 - Feminism bush and double standards
22:00 - “Happy Christmas, you filthy animal” moment
23:03 - Listener advice on health anxiety
24:46 - How worry patterns really work
26:36 - Christmas special plans teased
27:43 - Final sign-off chaos
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| 0:00.0 | So I've entered the room and just gone, oh, freak me, baby. |
| 0:04.5 | Come look at his carpet. |
| 0:06.4 | Can't how clean it is? |
| 0:08.1 | I don't get off. |
| 0:10.8 | I don't know. |
| 0:11.5 | I don't give a fuck if she's got long pubs on her. |
| 0:18.7 | Ask me anything. |
| 0:23.8 | Sure. Okay, so Pete, what do we need Well we need people to subscribe |
| 0:25.9 | Because obviously we're making this top quality content |
| 0:28.3 | And I do hate these little bits for everyone goes |
| 0:30.2 | Oh please subscribe |
| 0:31.1 | We really need it |
| 0:32.1 | But it just does make a difference |
| 0:33.6 | So if you like it |
| 0:35.3 | Then please hit the button |
| 0:36.6 | Yeah like link and subscribe You can never say that. It's great. Like Link and subscribe. That's staying in it. Hello and welcome to the Therobie Crouch. Ask us anything with me, Abby Clancy. And me Peter Crouch. What's your name again? Peter Crouch. I always find it really weird to say my own name. Yeah, unless it's that Peter Scratch podcast. Yeah, unless it's the other podcast. Yeah. That was a podcast, I do. Yeah, I never know whether to say Peter or Pia. Peter or Peters. You know, when I say my own name, I don't know whether they go, P Yeah. But, or Peter. Peter. Peter sounds strong. Yeah, but then, peer sounds too common. I know what you mean, yeah. So I mean, so I'm like, Peter. No one says Peter. Peter? I would say, all right, this, I would not call him Peter. You could be P or P. |
| 1:28.2 | Would you say Peter or Peter? I'm just without I being Peter. No, I'm just without I'm being Peter. Peter, yeah, Peter? Yeah, Peter. Peter. How weird does Peter sound now? It's a weird name. Yeah, it's P or Pedro, really. Pedro? Yeah. Pedro's a great name by the way. I love Pedro |
| 1:43.8 | Me too |
| 1:44.3 | Kind of works |
| 1:46.3 | Doesn't it? |
| 1:47.0 | Yeah |
| 1:47.3 | It's funny Pedro? Yeah. Pedro's a great name by the way. I love Pedro. Me too. |
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