Morning Somewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss Playstation State of Play, Laufey, Wolverine, working at the mall, Prince of Persia, big movie June, Masters of the Universe, Stargate, Scottish BBQ, and the mythical beast has finally been found.

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss Game of Thrones, climate change changes, Ben McSweeney, Animated RvB, not being first, SpaceX IPO rules, Duolingo resurrects old streaks, and the many forms of the RT logo.

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss the weekend Sponsor Chat, bluetooth plane drama, Obsession, Backrooms, indie horror dominance, not naming your kid after Superman, population cap in switzerland, and working on our opera.

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss YMH Studios, Colton Dunn, Adam Ray, Subnautica 2 updates, World War Z, Kara Eberle, Jenn Hassin, Disclosure Day, Brendan Frasier workouts, and the good kind of vampire.

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss Steam Deck, Existential Horror Technology, Stan Lee resurrected, YOU ARE A BRAIN IN A TANK WAKE UP, toddler sports day, Lego City Skylines, Minecraft vs Lego Worlds, and the Champion mindset.

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss indistinguishable satire, Energy Drink Satanism, Gwen of VHS Dates, Fast and the Furious, Final Destination, Goth, Emo, Alt, Flannel, Spotify's rollback, and South Korea's Starbuck atrocity.

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss broken voices, nodules, energy drink, bottled water, Reality Bites, Spaceballs, daylight savings, carpal tunnels, and asymmetric circumcisions. WARNING: We think the mixer might be dying. You may hear some pops.

Transcribed - Published: 26 May 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss favorite undeveloped franchises, Elfquest, Dragonriders of Pern, the Enhanced Games, Mandalorian and Grogu, living spoiler free, and doing it live.

Transcribed - Published: 25 May 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss Stephen Colbert, Sir Peter Jackson, new Lord of the Rings, Plex triples lifetime subscription, British adjectives, Last Ship Standing, and the end of Destiny 2.

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss the intro, Barnes & Noble makes a horrible change, the AI slippery slope, making Human Slop a thing, creative bankruptcy, book editors, giving notes, taking notes, Paramount credit rating, and pushing back via prose.

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss The Boys ending, but first: cave diving accidents, looking to the helpers, Immersion Shark Week, the predicability paradox, and our most memorable narrative endings.

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss influencer fatigue, influencer licensing, America's latest mass shootings, Trump's 1.8B tax fund, Cannes updates, Supermodel certification, ventriloquism, and Sunlight.

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss resuming war, UAE nuclear attack, cat drones, recipes, music licensing, Drew Carey, The Boys finale, Eurovision, when quitting becomes a boycott, Scottish Premiership, Subnautica's bonus deal breakdown, and waiting for Later Access.

Transcribed - Published: 18 May 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss Subnautica 2, Steam numbers, call of the void, Spotify update, Audible update, update to Princeton, update to Fed Chair, Hantavirus at the Pub, and listener voicemails.

Published: 15 May 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss animal sense, SATs, ACTs, GPAs, Mush's diet, US reading recession, Red Rising, modern Harry Potters, Dungeon Crawler Carl, Matt Dinniman, cat fall dynamics, WhatsApp AI Incognito, Instgram nudie detection, and the Hive Mind Wars.

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss DCC8, Subnautica 2, Early Access, japanimations vs anime, personal mechs, crowdfunding the future, Waymo recall, San Antonio, Fort Worth, America Gold Phones, Subnautica 2 removes their publisher, and cow workouts.

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss Irish Goodbyes, wedding farewells, gaming injuries, kids bypassing age verification, moustache fingers, Denver airport accident, stadiums in US vs the EU, airport drop off fees, Wordle on TV, DCC 8, and Subnautica 2.

Transcribed - Published: 12 May 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss music clarifications, British goodbyes, finding streaming dates, annoying tech obfuscation, Project Hail Mary streaming dates, Hantavirus, Outbreak, Star Wars sequel indifference, and the biggest event no one is talking about.

Transcribed - Published: 11 May 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss Civilization VII, videogame auteurs, Daikatana, Sim City, King of the Kill, most influential games no one plays, Slay The Spire, Hantavirus info, and public health exhaustion post-COVID.

Transcribed - Published: 8 May 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss robot lounger etiquette, Oregon Trail 2026, reserving parking spaces, accepting the unacceptable, Sunbautica 2, GTA VI, ultra-hype, and Coyote vs Acme.

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss serving concern, UK vs US POS habits, debit cards, credit cards, and getting the full financial picture.

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss free drinks, voicemails, early lessons, The Prisoner Problem, Steam Controllers, scalpers, weird product promotions, finding the loophole, and minding our own business.

Transcribed - Published: 5 May 2026

Burnie and Ashley don't discuss Star Wars, do discuss Spirit Airlines shutting down, Hantavirus, Gamestop bids on eBay, Jeeves resigns, Free Refills on warning, Three Body Problem only gets 2.5 Bodies, Project Hail Mary vs The Martian, and the Spider Noir trailer.

Transcribed - Published: 4 May 2026

Burnie and Ashley discussGregor's impact, Leap Day freebies, Atomfall, BBC shows, derp face, Xbox hope, big screen, 360 faceplates, birthdays, and the Add To Cart day approaches.

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss neatness etiquette, hotel routines, a-hole culture, SIM walkie talkies, voicemails, someone else is working on it, and Supreme Court redistricting rules.

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2026

Burnie and Ashley return from day off to discuss trip to Ireland, cheat day, the new Steam controller, Hades, controller pickiness, Playstation DRM, Burnie's Guinness run, Splitting The G, and droning by wire.

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss 700 episodes of Morning Somewhere, unique titles, Gen V cancellation, new spin-offs, world building, easy pivots, Super Troopers 3, Broken Lizard, the WHCD attack, bizarre times, marathon records, robots horning in, and our day off tomorrow.

Transcribed - Published: 27 April 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss wall phones, phone colors, Escape From New York, Kurt Russell, tasting Houston, UK generational smoking ban, Bad News Bears, Bone Temple, stacked casts, Leif Garrett, The Pitt, and phones ringing both ways.

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss taking photos, social media names, Anthropic Mythos leak, biggest tech heist, deleting the group chat, YouTube deepfake tools, reference nudes, the Metallic precedent, Spring logo, what a trillion dollars buys, Doordash economy, and the Breakfast Club keeping it together.

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2026

Burnie and Ashley disucss Youtube, fight or flight, stubborn streaks, ceased ceasedfires, Prego joins the Big Brother club, gmail kid hack, and talking to the whole world at once.

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss unitless scales, weird animals, Bowser poll results, push to talk, wifi landlines, Tim Cook resignation, fluorescent iMacs, VW Beetles, our cute era, sticky nicknames, replaceable batteries, and contradictory CEOs.

Transcribed - Published: 21 April 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss Monty Pyhton, cease fire theter, anti-paleontology rhetoric, Richter units, Bowser heritage, arch support, BAFTA games, Expedition 33, Atomfall, and the Windscale nuclear disaster.

Transcribed - Published: 20 April 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss apologies for yesterday, running the gauntlet, Allbirds follow up, Europe six weeks of jet fuel left, Ticketmaster monopoly judgements, Disney severance packages, and the Pentagon recites Tarantino.

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss Allbirds, the pivot to AI, valuation unpacking, Avatar leaks, Marvel layoffs, Chinese soft blockades, Sierra Madre, cyanida fish, Tylenol, and the Unabomber.

Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2026

Burnie and Ashley upcoming Artemis missions, the Marvel End Credits Cinematic Multiverse, Rockstar leak, Disney summer releases, their home network issues, Emily Blunt, The Gray Man, Walu-evans, Quiet Place, Orion recovery, and future Artemis missions.

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss Tax Day, scathing voice mails, elderly tech support, debunking urban legends, desktop wifi, troubleshooting, Bitcoin as a fear metere, and AI mass death liability.

Transcribed - Published: 14 April 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss long term relationships, Houston sports, treadmill gaming, family plans, Duolingo, pawn shop economics, paintball, military drafting, Kindle drama, most ever platforms, and mobile gaming, the lame juggernaut.

Transcribed - Published: 13 April 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss Irish twins, gestation periods, Sims logic, gamertag value, giving up the inverted life, free games in sales platforms, platinum trophies on Xbox, Community Managers, Artemis splashdown, and the SpaceX IPO.

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss bike riding, the Run To Dallas, walking it off, modern health discussions, Boys Season 5, retention problems, cliffhangers, and getting it done.

Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss cat's opinions of people, dog culture, Scottish social media, vines from the 1950's, graphics plateaus, Bone Temple, Wireless fest, and bad live events.

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2026

Burnie and Ashley talk about lunar records, lush Spring days, shouting at birds, peacocking, military floor routines, marching out of step, walking abreast, K Dramas, the power of advertising, data dumping at death, and our record social distancing.

Transcribed - Published: 7 April 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss Super Mario Galaxy, Easter Sunday, the cost of cinema, Sponsor updates, gas prices, bankable voice roles, Vin Diesel, Groot, the PCU, Polymarket, and the penultimate NCAA update.

Transcribed - Published: 6 April 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss CICO, calorie gifts, binge eating, fitness goals, fresh eggs, email in space, Overcooked lore, Pokopia, difficulty settings, Claude leak, Tamagotchis, social media ban failures, and the great egg surplus.

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss teaching kids about important moments, public math, prepping via Amazon cart, Indonesian earthquakes, San Francisco, reverse parking, Hambone, Iranian uranium, dirty bombs, and cool pictures on the way.

Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss urban legends, unchecked misinformation, price matching, how much DOES a banana cost, Artemis II, time zones, the presidential address about Iran, Super Mario II, computer building, hard drive philosophy, and hunting a rogue SSID.

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss fuel prices, mathematical bases, cost comparisons with the UK, stimulus reactions, Lego stories, Smart Bricks, NCAA updates, and astronuats to the moon.

Transcribed - Published: 31 March 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss Consoel prices, RAM prices, mute astronauts, AI performance issues, and sports seasons.

Transcribed - Published: 30 March 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss modern kids, Epic Games layoffs, bro dramas, Fortnite birthdays, God of War Ragnarok, media as a product of its time, price increases for Playstation & Netflix, plastic shortage, March Madness updates, and voicemail calls.

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss least favorite gaming mechanics, new difficulties, economical entertainment, nostalgic smells, dry counties, stuff we like, and workarounds.

Transcribed - Published: 26 March 2026

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Lion King lawsuit, damages, retainer fees, Sora shutdown, Disney's AI exit, Ninja Mixing, Ninja Switch 2 batteries, TSA lines, and nice driving.

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2026