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Morning Somewhere

2026.05.29: The Good Kind of Vampire

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9615 Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss YMH Studios, Colton Dunn, Adam Ray, Subnautica 2 updates, World War Z, Kara Eberle, Jenn Hassin, Disclosure Day, Brendan Frasier workouts, and the good kind of vampire.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, hey, Bernie, it's Adam right here. I heard you were looking for a little bit of Jew chest hair, so I thought I'd open up the buttons and, hey, man, celebrate the good times. Come on. But as Dr. Phil said, Bernie, I know you're out there. By the way, Bernie, clearly probably an older pervert with six different only fans accounts on seven different credit cards. But Bernie, I'm a big fan of you. I watch you on your ring cam while you sleep.

0:22.9

And congrats on getting that butt plug out.

0:25.1

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:28.2

Shut up.

0:29.3

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

0:35.3

Morning Zup!

0:36.7

For May 29th, 20206.

0:39.3

My name is Bernie Burns.

0:42.3

Sitting right over there, she only buys her LEDs locally sourced the farmer's market.

0:48.3

It's Ashley Burns.

0:49.3

Is this free range?

0:52.3

A lot of people are shocked that the O and O-L-ED stands for organic.

0:56.1

I still don't understand it, but that's okay. Apparently, I haven't understood that for a decade because somebody who was listening to a Rishi podcast where I asked the same question. So there you go. And guess what? In a decade, we'll be revisiting this topic. So that was the answer we were looking for today is Adam Ray. that was Adam Ray, who plays Dr. Phil,

1:11.2

who was nice enough to send us a message.

1:13.2

He often appears on, who plays Dr. Phil,

1:11.2

who was nice enough to send us a message. He, uh, he, uh, he often appears on like your mom's house studios, stuff. And, uh, I got a lot of former coworkers that, that landed at your mom's house, Tom Seguer's studio. They just put out, um, just put out, um, just put out bad thought season two on Netflix. Wow. It always does really well.

1:27.7

Yeah, a lot of comedy stuff does great on Netflix.

1:30.4

Well, yeah, I think that's where Segura got started. Like, he just, you know, they had the podcast, her mom's house podcast, and then started doing comedy on Netflix before Netflix was known for comedy. It used to be HBO. That's where everyone wanted to have a comedy show. That was where your comedy special went. But now that, now I feel like Netflix is the place for the comedy special. Some people are forward-looking. They can see it, right? Colton Dunn's got the number one show on Apple right now. Is that so? Oh, congratulations. I love that Adam Ray took time to send us a message. We're promoting like Seguera stuff. I'm sure that's well worth It's time. Hold on a second here. I'll go to Adam Ray. Adam Ray took time to send us a message. We're promoting, like, Seguora stuff. I'm sure that's well worth his time.

2:01.1

Hold on a second here.

2:02.6

Adam Ray.

2:03.2

Go to Adam Raycom.com. If you're in the Los Angeles area or in Eugene, Oregon, he has shows coming up in both of those cities. Yeah, a lot of them sold out. So if you want to go, actually, hurry up. Go to Adamraycom.com for all your Adam Raycomedy

2:17.6

needs, tickets and birch, etc.

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