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Morning Somewhere

2026.04.08: Fidelity Plateau

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9614 Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2026

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss cat's opinions of people, dog culture, Scottish social media, vines from the 1950's, graphics plateaus, Bone Temple, Wireless fest, and bad live events.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Social discomfort. No talk.

0:03.9

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:06.4

Shut up.

0:08.0

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

0:14.4

Morning, September!

0:15.9

For April 8, 2026, my name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. She's responsible for the sunbeam.

0:25.5

It's Ashley Burns. How about she?

0:27.9

We were just talking before we started because Mush is in here. He's sitting next to me.

0:33.5

And he seems a little mift. Is maybe the word I'd use to describe his visible mood.

0:41.3

And I, my theory is that it's because there are no sunbeams today.

0:45.3

There have been a lot of sunbeams the last few days, but it's overcast today.

0:49.3

There's no sunbeams.

0:50.3

And we were discussing how, you know, we can say to much like, sorry, buddy, I don't, I can't make the sun come out.

0:57.9

But I feel like a cat would be like, you're full of shit.

1:00.4

I've seen you make it rain in part of a room whenever you want.

1:05.0

As you see fit.

1:06.1

The room is too hot.

1:07.1

You make it colder.

1:08.4

You turn on the wind machine in the corner of the room.

1:11.6

Like, oh, you have shitty eyes and can't see in the dark.

1:15.0

Bam, you make light.

1:16.1

This fucker had a mouse in his mouth.

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