Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-d-tinkle.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good.

So stupid.

Funny to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere.

For April 6, 2026, my name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. She's wondering why the sound in her headphones is so low. It's how she burns. It's, look, I wonder for about half a second, and then I go, oh, there's been a toddler here. Yeah, I'm looking at all my meters here. She's been producing again. Good Lord. It has rainbow buttons on this mixture. And if I leave it on,

attack of the toddler. It's, it's, it works great for both, uh, streamers and three year olds.

Don't think Howard Stern has that problem. You think he's got a lot of like kids running through.

With the board. I don't think it happens. Maybe we should set her up with the,

with the sound board. She can just go ham. Is today a holiday in the U.S.? Because today is what they

call a bank holiday here in the UK, which are a big deal. And I didn't know it was bank holiday today.

A lot of times in America, the holidays come before the holiday. And in the UK, I feel like they come after the

holiday. Well, I want to say that Easter's a weird one because you have both Easter, which would

be observed Monday, but then you have Good Friday, which would be on Friday? Yes, exactly.

But there's this year that we've got another thing in the mix, which is, so this is a new tax year.

Literally today.

In the UK, new tax year.

Congratulations to all those who celebrate.

But.

Random ass Monday in April.

But here's the thing.

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