2026.05.28: Excel Senior
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 614 Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss Steam Deck, Existential Horror Technology, Stan Lee resurrected, YOU ARE A BRAIN IN A TANK WAKE UP, toddler sports day, Lego City Skylines, Minecraft vs Lego Worlds, and the Champion mindset.
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| 0:00.0 | Wonderful. |
| 0:03.3 | Evian is naive spelled backwards. |
| 0:06.8 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:09.9 | Got up. |
| 0:11.0 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere. |
| 0:18.9 | For May 28,, 20206. |
| 0:22.3 | So late, my name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. Lovely, as always, Ashley Burns, head, Ashley. Ready? What are you? What are you? Not buttering up. I was thinking about the insult that I leveled at you in front of the coffee machine earlier. One is like, if you're going to be mean to me, she'd go put it on makeup. |
| 0:40.8 | She gave me earlier. The one is like, if you're going to be mean to me, you should go put on makeup. |
| 0:43.5 | She gave me a little bit of sass in front of the coffee machine. |
| 0:46.8 | You can't be losing face in front of the coffee machine. |
| 0:48.1 | Do you know how hard it works? |
| 0:48.8 | It does. |
| 0:49.9 | It works really hard for us. |
| 0:53.0 | Up to almost 12,000 coffees now. |
| 1:11.1 | At one point do you just like, like, say, hey, Hall of Fame, retire the coffee machine, and we just get a new one. Right. Like, do we put it in a trophy case and then buy a new one or what? Dude, it really has. Like, it has paid for itself by far. Here's the thing, though. I'm not sure, in spite of all the money it's made for us, I'm not sure we could afford a new one. |
| 1:18.9 | The price of everything is like oddly going up as opposed to going down, which is what you would expect technology to be doing. |
| 1:20.6 | Yep, yep, really crazy. |
| 1:23.2 | The big thing for me now is steam deck. |
| 1:26.4 | Did you see steam deck is getting a price increase? |
| 1:29.9 | Not like for like a new Steam Deck that's coming out, |
| 1:31.4 | but like the Steam Deck that exists, |
| 1:33.9 | if you haven't bought one and you're thinking about buying one, |
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