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Morning Somewhere

2026.03.26: That Book Smell

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9614 Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss least favorite gaming mechanics, new difficulties, economical entertainment, nostalgic smells, dry counties, stuff we like, and workarounds.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm making this game called The Bocery and Magic.

0:02.5

It's a multiplayer dark fantasy RPG where you and your boys can crush dungeons and beer.

0:08.4

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:11.5

Shut up.

0:12.7

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

0:18.3

Morning September!

0:19.8

For March 26, 2020, my name is... Morning Somewhere! For March 26, 2020.

0:22.4

My name is Bernie Burns.

0:26.3

Sitting right over there, she wants to crush some beer with her buds.

0:29.5

It's Ashley Burns, how'd ask you everybody?

0:30.9

Now, when you say, like, crush beer, are you expected to then, like, take the can and smash it on your forehead?

0:35.5

Or is just drinking it really fast enough to be considered crushing?

0:38.7

This is why you're not invited to the lake, actually.

0:41.7

We don't want to answer questions like that.

0:44.3

It's do as you please when it comes to crushing beer.

0:47.1

Saw this. That was an Instagram reel that I saw.

0:49.7

Sometimes the algorithm blesses you. It gives you exactly what you want.

0:53.4

Or you know what exactly what you need. Or, you know what, exactly what

0:54.6

you need? Dark fantasy RPG where you can go out with the boys and crush beer and gamble away all

0:59.0

your gold and everything. I would play the entire, want to call that a marketing clip? What would

1:04.2

you call that actually anti-marketing clip? It's like anti-marketing marketing where it's like,

1:08.4

it's this dude, and like like let's I'm going out there

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