Okay, you're cute. Please don't look at me that way.

I don't want to fall in love. I don't want to take any more responsibilities.

So please.

Please.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up!

Good morning to you wherever you are because it is

Morning September!

For April 27, 2026, my name is Bernie Burns.

Sitting right over there, she doesn't look a day over 699.

It's Ashley Burns. Say hi to Ashley, everybody.

Do you think it'd be different if you're practically immoral, you have like a thousand year lifespan, you see your first gray hair? That would be far more traumatic if you're expecting

to live a thousand years, right? I don't know. Would it? I mean, maybe, or maybe you're like, oh, fucking thank God. Okay. I'd be like on our balls. Finally, we're towards the end. Just like shave and just be over with it, all of it. I don't know, man. It would throw you off because, you know, I always think that's an interesting thing in literature when people are immortal. and then it's like, of course, then 100 years means nothing to them in like multiple lifetimes.

Eventually, you know, think that's an interesting thing in literature when people are immortal and then it's like of course then a hundred years means nothing to them and like multiple lifetimes eventually you would just

get there you know it also makes stuff like twilight kind of weird though because it's like

he's dating a high school girl like that's really fucking weird buddy that doesn't even scratch

the surface of the problems with like age gaps in romance.

See they're like, he's 500 years old, but this 18 year old who has had never learned to read is somehow like the one to captivate him.

I'm like, yeah, what do you guys have in common?

Yeah, it doesn't apply to fantasy stuff.

What are you going to talk about?

Let's be honest.

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