I guess the atmosphere that I've created here is that I'm a friend first and a boss second, probably an entertainer third.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are are because it is

MorningS Southwest.

For May 7th,

2020.

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.

She's my human plus one.

It's actually Burns.

I have to ask somebody.

Do you get additional categories now?

Do you get a human plus one? Do you get like a duck plus one? Get a robot plus one if you're riding in Southwest Airlines? Dude, so this is the craziest thing. Get straight into it. No tangents this morning. But there was a flight. I hurt my toe earlier. Sorry, go ahead. A southwest flight.

It was flying from, I think it was flying from Oakland to like San Diego.

And there was a robot passenger aboard.

Bernie, with your hand up.

Somebody was posting because of Spirit Airlines.

Like people have been decrying the blocking of the merger between JetBlue and Spirit Airlines.

Somebody posted like, as soon as Spirit Airlines went down, their projected price on a Delta flight went up from like 300 bucks to 1,200 bucks.

Really?

For a leg that was previously flown by Spirit Airlines.

Because now the competition's out of the picture.

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