2026.03.31: Stimulus Response

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Burnie and Ashley discuss fuel prices, mathematical bases, cost comparisons with the UK, stimulus reactions, Lego stories, Smart Bricks, NCAA updates, and astronuats to the moon.

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0:00.0	You could do that.
0:01.8	Baseball is a game of situations, and you could do just that.
0:07.1	Except you should do it right now.
0:10.1	Hey, we're recording the podcast.
0:13.1	Shut up.
0:14.3	Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...
0:20.4	Morning Somewhere! For March 31st, 2006.
0:24.6	My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. She's getting ready to fire her quarterly reports.
0:30.6	It's Ashley Burns. I'd ask everybody.
0:32.6	It's into the Q1, Ash. That's right.
0:34.6	It's weird though because this is the end of calendar year key one,
0:39.8	but a lot of companies are just finishing their fiscal. Like, their fiscal starts April?
0:44.6	Don't even get me started. Don't even get me started. We're in the UK. It's a mess. It's a mess,
0:48.7	everybody. I've talked about this before. I bring this up in conversation with people here all
0:53.0	the time. I don't understand why it's this way.
0:55.7	In America, the tax year runs from January 1st to December 31st, or as we like to call it,
1:02.3	a normal goddamn year, right?
1:04.4	It's just the year, right?
1:05.7	So your taxes are 2025.
1:07.5	In the UK, I don't know why.
1:09.6	I don't know why.
1:10.2	The tax year runs from April 6th to April 5th. So in like five days, the tax year here is ending. Which, of course, being like having a foot in both worlds still, the period between January 1st and April 5th, it's like, what, like anytime I spend money, it's like like where does this fall like what is it in
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