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Morning Somewhere

2026.05.26: Daylight Saved

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9614 Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss broken voices, nodules, energy drink, bottled water, Reality Bites, Spaceballs, daylight savings, carpal tunnels, and asymmetric circumcisions. WARNING: We think the mixer might be dying. You may hear some pops.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello? Hello.

0:03.0

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:06.3

Shut up.

0:07.5

Good morning to you wherever you are because it is.

0:14.0

Morning's up well.

0:15.5

For May 26, 2006.

0:18.2

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.

0:23.6

She's got her ears cleaned out.

0:24.5

It's Ashley Burns had, Ashley.

0:25.2

I'm not sure.

0:26.6

That was that.

0:27.2

I like you split the difference.

0:28.8

You went like overboard and then underboard.

0:30.7

On average, that was a regular intro.

0:33.2

One thing I do have to be care of love is when I played church for so long, and kind of like my go-to acting thing was I could always like scream, you know? You could be mad and shoddy guy. Like it's, you know, fun. You just act like you lose it. Even like the airport construction thing. You know what I mean? It's like, yeah, you just go like, oh, let's have fun. Let's just lose it. After one of those, like, vocal sessions, do you go home and you feel like super chill?

0:55.4

I can feel my voice go.

0:56.9

And I can feel my voice went a little bit there.

0:59.7

Let me see.

1:00.4

La la la la.

1:01.1

Yeah, so, but it's because I didn't like do any, like, just then.

1:04.5

I didn't do any, like, vocal warm-ups or anything like that. So, uh, I was in a movie one time. I was in a horror movie. I tell the story already? I probably did. Uh, and, uh, I got killed by like this seasonal autumnal witch. And, um, I, uh, I had to scream. And I told the director, I said, look, you're going to get a few screams out of me. A few, like real ones, like real hardcore, like horror screams. You'll get a few. And then it's going to get really bad, really fast. And he said,

1:31.2

okay. out of me. A few, like real ones, like real hardcore, like horror screams. You'll get a few.

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