2026.04.07: Weaponized Peacocking

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley talk about lunar records, lush Spring days, shouting at birds, peacocking, military floor routines, marching out of step, walking abreast, K Dramas, the power of advertising, data dumping at death, and our record social distancing.

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0:00.0	Thank you very much, Houston.
0:02.2	Hey, we're recording the podcast.
0:05.2	Shut up.
0:06.4	Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...
0:12.4	Morning, September!
0:13.8	For April 7, 2020, 6th.
0:17.2	My name is Bernie Burns.
0:20.0	Sitting right over there.
0:21.2	She's setting a record for getting as far away from me as possible.
0:24.0	It's Ashley Burns.
0:24.8	Say, hi, Ashley, everybody.
0:25.9	Well, look, I can try, but there's only so far I can get while remaining on the planet.
0:30.5	As we've discovered today, you can keep breaking those records if you leave it.
0:35.3	So we're talking about Artemis.
0:36.7	The Orion spacecraft has now
0:39.2	broken the record for the furthest away from Earth that humans have ever been. It is the record
0:46.8	that was set by Apollo 13, actually, the doomed mission. They set the record for being the
0:52.3	furthest away from Earth. Record that stood for over
0:54.9	50 years, which is crazy into itself. It just feels weird that we're getting back to this.
0:59.1	Right, that a space record has been broken after 50 years. I think you could almost like
1:03.7	pick today's episode up, like all the topics I see in our group chat. You could pick this
1:08.2	episode up and put it in the 60s, and it would feel like
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