2026.05.27: Bottoms Up And The Devil Laughs
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 614 Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss indistinguishable satire, Energy Drink Satanism, Gwen of VHS Dates, Fast and the Furious, Final Destination, Goth, Emo, Alt, Flannel, Spotify's rollback, and South Korea's Starbuck atrocity.
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| 0:00.0 | Look at your M closely. There's a gap right here in the letter M. It's never connected. |
| 0:07.0 | So you go into Hebrew. The letter Vav is also the number six. Short top, long tail. |
| 0:15.0 | Short top, long tail. You could have here in Hebrew 666 on the can. |
| 0:22.2 | But my interest is the word monster. |
| 0:25.3 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:28.2 | Shut up. |
| 0:29.4 | Good morning to you, wherever you are because it's... |
| 0:35.0 | Hold on, okay. It's May 26, everybody. |
| 0:36.7 | I have breaking news here. This is crazy. It's May 27. It's really 27. I'm so excited. I... Sorry if I messed up the intro for the intro enthusiast and loyalists. I think I just discovered something that is blowing my mind right now. I know you were like, we have to start right now. Blowing my mind. |
| 0:54.5 | What is happening right now? What is going on? We have talked about how when you're watching movie, like, I know that person from somewhere. I know them from something. Yesterday's podcast. I think it was yesterday's podcast. What day is today? Today is Wednesday, my dude. Whenever we talked about Torrine or whatever. It was yesterday. And the lady was talking, I said, there was a lady who like went in this whole thing of like how monster energy drinks |
| 1:12.5 | are satanic. And the lady was talking, I said, there was a lady who, like, went in this whole thing |
| 1:11.0 | of, like, how monster energy drinks are satanic. And that's what the drop was from. So I'm watching the drop as I'm playing it. I'll have to send it to you. I'm 90% certain now. 98% certain. That's a parody and a very good one. I think it's the same lady who did the 80s |
| 1:29.1 | online or a video dating thing. My name is Gwen. I like a man who does what he says and says what he does. |
| 1:34.7 | You like that lady? I think it's the same lady. I want to know who this comedian is now. |
| 1:39.7 | That's from one internet deep cut to another. Those two connections were so deep in my fucking brain. That went through like pathways of stuff that was probably pretty important to connect to one and I just bulldoze straight through them. You're never getting that knowledge back. People probably don't even know the online or video dating video that I'm talking about. In which case we will put it in the link dump because it is a fantastic video. Yeah, she's, |
| 2:01.2 | and you got to see her too, but I think it's the same lady. I think it's the same. I got to find |
| 2:04.8 | out who this lady is now. So knowing or supposing that it is the same lady, this goes from being |
| 2:11.5 | like a legitimate thing to obviously being like a performance art, satire, and she's a brilliant |
| 2:16.4 | comedian. She's so good at satire. Most people don't know it's satire. Like, I have to remember that video as being an actual lady. I said I was concerned the more they started filming her going, ooh, don't film this lady. Like, don't. Now it's, now you're just filming a mentally ill person. Right. At some point, put down the camera and help. Like, I had that feeling in me. |
| 2:35.5 | Right. |
| 2:35.8 | Do, like, call for a wellness check. |
| 2:37.5 | But here's the question with something like that, where the satire is so deadpan, right, |
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