2026.03.27: The Barber Paradigm
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 614 Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2026
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss modern kids, Epic Games layoffs, bro dramas, Fortnite birthdays, God of War Ragnarok, media as a product of its time, price increases for Playstation & Netflix, plastic shortage, March Madness updates, and voicemail calls.
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| 0:00.0 | I just want to say one word to you. |
| 0:03.0 | Just one word. |
| 0:06.0 | Yes, sir. |
| 0:07.0 | Are you listening? |
| 0:08.0 | Yes, I am. |
| 0:09.0 | Plastics. |
| 0:15.0 | Exactly how do you mean? |
| 0:16.0 | Hey! We're recording the podcast. |
| 0:19.0 | Shut up! |
| 0:20.0 | Good morning to you, wherever you are! Hey, we're recording the podcast. Shut up. |
| 0:27.9 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere. |
| 0:31.4 | For March 27th, 20206. |
| 0:35.9 | My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. |
| 0:37.6 | She's ready for the weekend. It's Ashley Burns. Say hi to Ashley, everybody. She's ready for the weekend. |
| 0:38.5 | It's Ashley Burns. |
| 0:39.4 | Hi to Ashley, everybody. |
| 0:41.7 | I'm ready for the weekend. |
| 0:42.7 | Are you ready for the weekend? |
| 0:44.0 | Goddome. |
| 0:44.9 | I'm never ready for the weekend. |
| 0:46.9 | Because we have a lot of stuff this weekend. |
| 0:47.5 | It's so busy. |
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