2026.05.01: For Whom The Barnacle Dongs

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2026

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Burnie and Ashley discussGregor's impact, Leap Day freebies, Atomfall, BBC shows, derp face, Xbox hope, big screen, 360 faceplates, birthdays, and the Add To Cart day approaches.

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0:00.0	Yes, yes, yes!
0:03.3	No!
0:06.0	Hey, we're recording the podcast.
0:08.7	Shut up!
0:09.9	Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere.
0:18.1	For me, First, 2020.
0:19.8	Six.
0:38.7	My name is Bertie Burns sitting right over there. She's coming out of her coma. It's actually Burns' hi-dash, everybody. I'm so excited. You started the month off right. If I'm going to play Jonesy yelling, I have to yell, too. You feel like that, you know, you basically commit at that point. Right, right, right. What am I going to do? I'm going to have him, you know, but not me.
0:39.7	It would be unfair.
0:40.2	Yeah.
0:41.0	Hey, everybody.
0:41.3	How you doing?
0:41.6	It's May.
0:42.6	You made it to May, everybody.
0:50.0	It is the fifth month of the year depending on your calendar. Use ours. It's the best one. Wait, hold on. Are there calendars where it's not the fifth?
0:51.3	I have no idea.
0:52.1	Yeah, sure.
0:52.6	Why not?
0:53.4	Why wouldn't there be?
0:53.9	Absolutely.
0:54.2	There's some sort of intergalactic calendar where this is the 18th cycle.
0:59.8	Or like, are we Gregorian?
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