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Morning Somewhere

2026.04.30: Leaving No Trace

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9614 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss neatness etiquette, hotel routines, a-hole culture, SIM walkie talkies, voicemails, someone else is working on it, and Supreme Court redistricting rules.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Then things get gross.

0:04.9

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:08.0

Shut up.

0:09.2

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is.

0:14.9

Morning, September!

0:16.6

For April 30th, 2020, 6, my name is Bernie Burns shaking off the cobwebs over there.

0:23.7

It's Ashley Burns.

0:24.3

I had asked everybody.

0:25.2

It's true.

0:25.9

I am.

0:26.5

And then things got gross.

0:27.9

I saw you shaking off your cobwebs.

0:30.1

Having a shake-it morning.

0:31.4

I had a gross experience on my trip to Dublin.

0:34.6

You ever do the thing when you check out of a hotel and you're walking down

0:39.8

the hotel you're leaving during the checkout window and then of course other people are checking

0:44.3

out as well and they've left the room and the cleaning staff is in there uh they're they're like

0:50.5

tidying up stuff and so you like you just like sneak and peek. Oh, sneak your peek, sure.

0:55.2

Right.

0:55.8

Because it's like no harm, no foul. You're not like looking into someone's room while they're in there or whatever. Sure. Cleaning staff have the door open, propped open. For a very good reason. Because on a regular basis, I see the way other people treat hotel rooms. let me preface this by saying when I leave a hotel room,

1:11.7

it's like a liberal leaving a national park. Like it's just like you you pack everything in,

1:18.2

you pack everything out. Exactly. Leave no trace. I'm just, don't you feel like you do that in society?

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