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Morning Somewhere

2026.06.01: Killing At The Box Office

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9614 Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2026

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss the weekend Sponsor Chat, bluetooth plane drama, Obsession, Backrooms, indie horror dominance, not naming your kid after Superman, population cap in switzerland, and working on our opera.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's up everybody? It's me Colton Dunn, aka Herman, aka the chairman of the board of Boot Group.

0:06.0

Here to let you know, I got a new show on Apple TV called Widows Bay, writer and producer on it.

0:11.0

Please check it out. I've also been told that legally I can no longer call it boot group, because Bernie couldn't afford to get that name back.

0:18.0

So we gotta call it the Slipper Collective.

0:23.4

So Slipper Collective, man, fuck that shit.

0:25.4

Boot Group for life.

0:28.4

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:29.8

Shut up.

0:36.2

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is Morning, Somewhere!

0:44.3

For June 1st, 2020, 6, my name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.

0:49.3

She'll be a boot groupie for life. It's Ashley Burns. Hi to Ashley Burns. I just love Colin. He's a good dude. He's a good dude. I was just telling somebody, one of my favorite stories, was the time that I went to L.A. and I was going to go have dinner with Colton, and I was on my way out the door to fly to L.A. I was leaving the office. And the laser team action figures over there. And I was like, oh, shoot. Yeah, Colton probably may not have one. And so I just grabbed one and threw it in my suitcase along. I don't know why I grabbed one of my own as well. Like I traveled with a little action figure of myself. Well, it's like if you run into any like identification issues like with TSA or whatever you go, look, it's me. And so I don't even know where we went for dinner when we got there. Uh, he, uh, we were. We were at dinner and I had my backpack with me and stuff like that.

1:30.2

And we were just chatting about like halfway through dinner.

1:32.9

I was like, oh, I forgot about this.

1:34.4

And I reached out on my backpack.

1:36.3

And I go, here you go, check this out, man.

1:37.9

And I handed it to him.

1:39.8

And like he leapt up from the table, leapt up, and was like holding it going, just like yelling in joy. And I was like, what is going on? And he's like, man, I, you know, my whole life, this is, I got an action figure of me. And it was like this moment of reflection that I had where I was like, oh man, how jaded am I? Because we make all this merch all the time and like bobbleheads and things like that.

2:02.9

And I was like, yeah, this is really fucking cool. And I just, I don't know, I really appreciated having that moment. You know what I mean? It really sticks out in my head, really does. It's car. What's it? I'm merch. I'm merch. It is, you know, growing up and getting,

2:17.0

Getting an action figure.

2:18.0

Cool.

2:18.3

We were just talking about,

2:19.1

we were just talking about action? much it is you know growing up and getting a getting an action

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