What the? I need it on my desk now. Hey, we're recording the podcast. Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere.

For March 30th, 2020. 6. My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there.

You're getting her one hour earlier today.

It's Ashley Burns had to ask everybody.

It's kind of nice to have everything back on track.

So is this back on track?

This is the time zone that's the right time sector or whatever?

It's not that.

It's that the U.S. already went to daylight savings time. So it's nice that they're just like at least matched up again. Nope. It's fucking stupid. And I'm not going to take joy in any of it because it's all so stupid. And I lost an hour of sleep this weekend. Well, how dare they? I sleep about, I sleep about five hours at a time.

And I think I didn't realize that until I started measuring it.

But my sleep doesn't feel different.

And I don't feel tired at all.

But I'm like concerned about my sleep.

But like you're suddenly dissatisfied with the sleep that you've always gotten

and always functioned fine on because Apple

is negging you. It is. And telling you that like you're not doing good enough. My circadian

rhythm. Is it circadian or circadian like a locust sleeping in the ground? I'm going to say circadian.

But what do you think? How do you feel like Napoleon who like, was a Napoleon who like famously

only slept like four hours a night or something? Do you feel like Napoleon who like, was a Napoleon who like famously only slept like four hours a night or something?

Do you feel like he would like go to war with Apple over this? That was Da Vinci, wasn't it? Like you're like you're not allowed to, you're not allowed to tell me I'm not getting enough sleep. I know I'm getting enough sleep. Right. If I get enough sleep and I'm okay, then that's fine. We actually know somebody who calculated that his wife is a year older than him, but he's been alive longer than her because she sleeps about two hours a night longer than he does. Right, because you're not alive while you're

sleeping. Well, you know what I mean? He's been experienced life more because he's been awake and

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