2026.05.05: Pam Ruins Everything

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss free drinks, voicemails, early lessons, The Prisoner Problem, Steam Controllers, scalpers, weird product promotions, finding the loophole, and minding our own business.

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0:00.0	Sound healthy, is it?
0:02.6	Hey, we're recording the podcast.
0:05.8	Shut up.
0:06.9	Good morning to you.
0:09.7	Wherever you are, because it is...
0:13.4	Morning, Somewhere!
0:15.4	For May 5th, 2006.
0:17.7	My name is Bernie Burns.
0:20.2	Sitting right over there, she thinks two and a half bodies is enough for a problem.
0:25.4	That's actually burns.
0:26.4	Look, more bodies, no problems.
0:28.2	I couldn't decide yesterday's podcast.
0:30.9	Should we call it a two and a body problem or whatever we went with yesterday?
0:35.6	And now in hindsight that I can't remember the name of
0:38.1	the episode yesterday, I should have called the two and a half body problem. That's all right.
0:40.8	That's all right. You know what? We can call this one that. It wouldn't make any sense.
0:44.6	Other than I just said it. Welcome to Taco Tuesday, everyone. Or as we call it in my culture,
0:52.8	Cinco de Mayo. Cinco de Mayo ended up on Taco Tuesday?
0:55.6	It did.
0:56.4	How can we not celebrate that?
0:58.0	I like that it's 5-5, regardless of how you keep your calendar today.
1:03.6	Right.
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