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Morning Somewhere

2026.04.17: Always Chasing Life

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9614 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss apologies for yesterday, running the gauntlet, Allbirds follow up, Europe six weeks of jet fuel left, Ticketmaster monopoly judgements, Disney severance packages, and the Pentagon recites Tarantino.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, computer.

0:02.3

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:05.4

Shut up.

0:06.5

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

0:12.6

Morning, Somewhere!

0:14.2

For April 17th, 2020, 6th, my name is Bernie Burns, sitting right over there. She's feeling the flow. The flow is real. It's how she burnt. Say hi to Ashley, buddy. Sometimes you have to go with it. Can I tell you something? It's going to wash you away. Your hair looks very nice. This is making me regret that we are not a video podcast today because your hair is very nice. Thank you. I like your hair a lot. I got it done for the first time in like a year. A year? It's been a year. Have you, do, have you ever had it done here in Scotland before? No. So this is your first Scottish hair doing. Yes, it is. Is it okay if we say what you get your hair colored? That's normal, right? Yeah, yeah, I got highlights. I decided I'm like, I'm like, I'm going to go for spring. And I was like, you know what? I should actually like take care of myself. It's really, really easy to not take care of oneself or to like not like not go the extra mile. I saw some tweet recently or, you know, one of these little, it's now people what they do is put something on one platform, and then they take screenshots of it and put it on every other platform. And this was... On Reels, I saw a screenshot of a tweet or a blue sky thing where it said, it's amazing how much energy goes into having a mid-level physique and a moderately clean house. And I thought, God, I feel that.

1:28.2

It's true.

1:29.1

It's true.

1:29.7

I feel like I'm always chasing life, right?

1:34.0

Like, I can never quite get everything all the way sorted and keep it that way.

1:38.8

And it takes so much effort to just get as far as I do.

1:42.5

You are reminding me, Ashley.

1:44.3

I have an apology that I need to make to our audience here.

1:48.0

I was like, let me get the right music.

1:49.9

Hey, everybody.

1:50.8

Very serious.

1:51.5

A morning somewhere moment here.

1:52.9

I need to apologize for something that I said on the podcast yesterday.

1:58.7

And I didn't warn people before I talked about a very sensitive topic.

2:04.6

Um, if you listen to yesterday's podcast, you might have heard me refer to the popular

2:08.8

animated series Avatar as an anime.

2:13.2

I'd like to apologize for that and say I was unaware at the time.

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