2026.05.18: Deal Gets Worse All The Time
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 18 May 2026
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss resuming war, UAE nuclear attack, cat drones, recipes, music licensing, Drew Carey, The Boys finale, Eurovision, when quitting becomes a boycott, Scottish Premiership, Subnautica's bonus deal breakdown, and waiting for Later Access.
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| 0:00.0 | He's no good to me dead. |
| 0:03.6 | Hey, we're recording the podcast. |
| 0:06.6 | Shut up. |
| 0:07.8 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere for Maytee. |
| 0:18.6 | My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. She knows it's May 18. My name is Bernie Burns. |
| 0:22.9 | Sitting right over there. |
| 0:23.9 | She knows it's May 18. |
| 0:25.2 | It's Ashley Burns. |
| 0:26.0 | Say hi to Ash, everybody. |
| 0:27.0 | You mean that just on time. |
| 0:28.4 | I threw my timing off with my own yell there. |
| 0:32.0 | I felt like because Finn appeared in the sponsor chat this weekend and Evie, first ever appearance by Evie. I felt like I couldn't, you know, I had to, he doesn't get everything. Right. He's got to pick and choose the projects, right? He can't have all the projects. We had a kid invasion during the sponsor chat yesterday. It really was. That never happens to us. What's that? Yeah, usually, yeah. Usually, like, they escaped from their guardian ship and came running in. Hi, everybody. It's Monday. Welcome, welcome to Monday. Big week this week. Kind of a, it depends on what you follow in the world, but it was kind of an uneventful weekend. I'm watching Ashley struggle over here with her battery trying to get her |
| 1:11.5 | laptop on. I'm going to make it work. You know you have to turn on that section with the little switch next to it. That one right there. Got it. That's it. Done. Are you in business now? I'm in business, I think. We have a, like, just in case here, because like we live pretty rurly. We have a Jackery battery, |
| 1:28.0 | Jackery. |
| 1:28.6 | Yes, which is, |
| 1:29.3 | it would great. |
| 1:30.1 | We love it. |
| 1:30.5 | It's like the, |
| 1:31.2 | basically, here because like we live pretty rurly. We have a jackery battery, jackery. |
| 1:28.6 | Yes, which is, it would great. We love it. It's like basically a battery the size of a lunchbox. Yeah. And it's just got a little handle on it. And it's also got a little plug so we can put a, plug a solar panel into it and take it wherever we need to go, charge the thing up. And then if we need power somewhere weird, |
| 1:45.5 | like for example, I'm like charging my laptop, |
| 1:49.0 | laptop off this battery right now |
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