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For May 14th, 2020.

My name is Bernie Burns. Sitting right over there, she's glad the cat was not on her lap. Ashley Burns, hi-dash, everybody. I can tell even from behind what his face looked like. He's got to know. You know what, though. You know what, though. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt, right? We have headphones on, we hear the music coming. Like, we know that this is about to happen. Until you scream at the top of your lungs, he doesn't know that we've actually kicked off. Yeah, but don't you think the animals have like a weird sense of stuff? Like, I don't... According to all the videos online of like the dogs knowing that, you know, an earthquake is coming and, like, dragging the kid under the table or something. Yeah, they do. But we have an orange cat. He timeshares his brain cell, okay? He's not one of those. Right. Or, like, even, like, you know, Spider-Man has spider sense or whatever. Like, we think animals have some kind of, like, incredible six sense that other, that we don't have, that humans don't have? And it's just like, maybe they don't. Maybe they're just worried about everything all the fucking died. They're just so stressed that they're like, their response times are better. Hair trigger. like I said, I've seen like reaction times for a cat where like they just sit

there next to a snake and the snake will make a strike at them. To me that's like one of the fastest

things in the animal kingdom is when a snake goes to strike you. Nope. Like to a cat it's like,

get the fuck out of here. Like just dodges it like it's nothing. Like it's nothing. It's crazy.

If you like, do you feel like you would be a lot

less stressed out about all things in life? If you had catlike reflexes, if you knew that no matter

what was coming, you could react quickly enough to do something about it. And also, I guess,

land on your feet no matter how far you fell, would you be way less stressed?

Well, we have that, right? But we just don't appreciate the stuff that we do have.

The one that always makes me jealous of every other creature on Earth is like, apparently

we're like right at the cusp of the size of a living organism where we have fall damage.

And most of the things that are alive on this planet don't take fall damage but we do right like this is just like our our handicap

and this is something that we're saddled with as the the apex predators of a certain size right right

like but you throw a spider out of window.

It don't care.

There's no fall damage.

Like, it's just not a thing that exists for it. That's kind of interesting to me. It's even impressive. Something like a cat. They take a little bit of fall damage, right? But I had a cat that fell out of an apartment window. You knew this cat. This was my cat rapture, the longest cat in the world.

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