2026.04.09: Retention Problems
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 614 Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss bike riding, the Run To Dallas, walking it off, modern health discussions, Boys Season 5, retention problems, cliffhangers, and getting it done.
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| 0:00.0 | science |
| 0:01.3 | hey we're recording the podcast |
| 0:04.5 | shut up |
| 0:05.9 | good morning to you |
| 0:08.9 | wherever you are |
| 0:10.8 | because it is |
| 0:12.7 | for April 8th |
| 0:15.7 | 2009 |
| 0:16.5 | 20286 my name is |
| 0:18.7 | I throw you off there a little |
| 0:20.0 | you threw me off a little bit there. |
| 0:21.0 | My name is Bernie Bardson, sitting right over there throwing me off. |
| 0:23.0 | It's actually Bursa-dye-dash, everybody. |
| 0:35.6 | I didn't realize you started recording. Oh, it did. It's silent when it starts when you don't have your headphones on. There's the air running away. I need to go through and see what you said off mic there. I know what I said. |
| 0:36.8 | I said my butt hurts. |
| 0:41.3 | We've been doing a lot of bike rides. Yeah, I made a mistake. It's been, we had two really nice days in a row. And so we did a lovely |
| 0:47.8 | family bike ride. And then yesterday was still nice. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to ride my bike to the |
| 0:56.8 | down to the local co-op and I'm going to buy some food. I'm going to put it in a backpack. |
| 1:01.0 | I'm going to ride home. The second I got on that bike, I was like, oh, this is mistake. |
| 1:05.1 | Because you get that, do you get sore from like where the bike seat edges are? Not really. I know what you're talking about. |
| 1:13.2 | So I guess it depends. Like there was times when we had a peloton when we lived in Austin. |
| 1:18.4 | And I would get it from that. But that was a lot different bike riding than what we do here. |
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