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For May 25th, 2020.

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My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. She's not part of my stare at her contest. It's Ashley Burns. Had Ashley. You're having a stare off with a cat? I saw somebody ask, why does Bernie always laugh at the beginning of it? Two things. I get reactions from one of two people who are in the room. One of them is not even a person. Either Ashley looks at me with this like head cock like what was that drop that we did

you would definitely recognize today's as jim carey but uh the other thing that i always laugh at

if it's not actually reacting like what the fuck was that it's usually mush going what the fuck

was that's usually mush going what is happening right now it's just a wide-eyed cat in a panic

is never never never gets old.

One thing, too, is like, cats are big on routine. I feel like we're, we're providing

that routine. Is getting astonished by the routine also part of the routine at this point?

We've established this cat is not smart. We've established this.

It's a good thing he's cute. It's a good thing he's cute. It's good thing he's cute. Hey, Ashley, happy Monday. How are you doing? Yeah, no, it's good to have a Monday. There's a lot of stuff going on. One of them feels like onion level. I don't even know what to think about this. Bernie, do you remember when the Olympics were going on? and there's always like, there's a lot of concern about whether people are, you know,

taking, I don't even know what to think about this. Bernie, do you remember when the Olympics are going on? And there's always like, there's a lot of concern about whether people are, you know,

taking like performance enhancing drugs or whatever.

There's lots of testing to make sure that everyone is clean.

Every last one of them.

It's just like, wait, give it time and they'll, you'll find out they're all cheating. If you want to see an Olympics where everyone cheats, Bernie, may I suggest the enhanced

games?

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