2026.05.20: The Predictability Paradox
Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
4.9 • 614 Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2026
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Burnie and Ashley discuss The Boys ending, but first: cave diving accidents, looking to the helpers, Immersion Shark Week, the predicability paradox, and our most memorable narrative endings.
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| 0:00.0 | I'll tell you what. |
| 0:02.1 | When we're all done here, I'll buy a nice big family-sized bottle of top shelf lobe, |
| 0:07.3 | and I'll tickle your balls till your big meter stop. |
| 0:10.5 | Hey! |
| 0:11.5 | We're recording the podcast. |
| 0:13.6 | Shut up! |
| 0:14.8 | Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is... |
| 0:20.6 | Morning Somewhere! For May 20th, 2020. |
| 0:24.7 | Six, my name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. |
| 0:31.0 | She's dreaming about the end. |
| 0:32.7 | It's Ashley Burns. |
| 0:33.9 | Sometimes the end is what you're driving towards. |
| 0:37.0 | Okay. |
| 0:37.2 | You got to have an ending. Otherwise, |
| 0:39.6 | what do you drive? As a heads up, we just watched the series finale of the boy. We're now spoiler |
| 0:47.4 | proof. We are spoiler proof. But if like, and we're not going to say anything to spoil it, |
| 0:51.7 | but at the same time, even like our reactions or something like that are just a general demeanor could be a thing. So if that's like super, super, super important to you, this is your heads up that we're going to be talking about television show endings in general. And then giving our very broad opinions of the ending of the boy. That's your heads up. You want to talk about cave divers first? Yeah, yeah, because, well, this is one that I'm surprised that, like, it's been going on for a couple of days, and it was, like, a few days ago. Was it on the sponsor chat that we were talking about subnotica and, like, cave diving in general and, like and like how terrifying that is even in a video game |
| 1:29.7 | while this whole thing is going on. |
| 1:31.5 | Well, I said specifically that my big fear, because we have like Patty certification too, |
| 1:37.2 | the thing I still don't like doing and won't do is go inside of anything when I'm in the water. |
| 1:42.8 | I even said like once you get a roof over you, that's a bad situation to me. |
| 1:47.3 | Right. |
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