Yeah, it's, I mean, that's a long ways.

It's tough to fathom 250,000 miles from Earth, right?

I mean, the space station is only 250 miles, and so we're going, you know, I don't want to do the public map, but we're going much further than that.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

I had to get it right.

Good morning to you, you are because it is.

Morning Subway!

For April 3rd, 2020.

Six, my name is Bernie Byrd, sitting right over there.

She looks lovely today.

She burns, had Ashley. You look lovely. Why are you gassing me up? You look lovely every day. No reason. No reason. I made, uh... What did you do? I made reservations for your birthday dinner. You're very nice to me. Which isn't for a month. Look how prepared I am. The one that I said you. You said you liked a place. The one that I said, birthday? Oh, is that where I got the idea? Yeah, that's where you got the idea. But, yeah, finding a gift is going to be fucking impossible for you. Buddy, don't worry about it. Apparently you're now into Lego flowers, which I didn't even know. I've got one, I go one Lego flower. No, that's it. You're all in. This is not necessarily the next hyperfixation for me, okay? Okay. I've already got too many hyperfixations to juggle. I can't handle anymore. I cannot do Lego right now. We could do a whole podcast about skincare addiction. It's crazy. It's not skincare addiction.

It's being thoughtful.

And you started using some skin care recently, and it worked on you.

I'm about to tell a story about you eating like an asshole.

And let me just preface it by saying, that's my job in this relationship.

I eat like an asshole.

I eat off the kids' plates. I eat trash.

But Ashley's been on a big fitness kick lately. And then we went down to Edinburgh recently. I'm driving really, really hard to try to like shed the babies, right? I had the babies.

They're out in the world. And now I want to get back to where I was before babies, right?

And they're not making this easy on me.

It's been a real struggle.

I like to think the calories in, calories out should be a really simple calculation,

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