He's dangerous, sir.

I know.

I'll be okay.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning somewhere.

For April 24th, 2020.

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there. She is not second

guessing yourself. Ashley Burns. Had to ask you, buddy. I'm very confident in...

Oh, I was going to say the date, April 24th. And in my head I go, it's not the 24th. That's too soon.

You know, no, no, no, it was 24th. I stuck with it. See, at a moment there to go against myself. My gut was saying, it's the 24th. But you stood by yourself. I'm proud of you. Thanks. Well, it is Friday that much I am confident about. But it is true. It's that we're now at the end of April and I feel like this should be still the beginning of April.

I don't know what happened to April. Maybe it's that, you know, when the sun's come out, I'm starting to get solar powered again. Everything's nice. I enjoy going outside. And it's like when you were a kid and you had summer vacation.

And before you knew it, school was like two weeks away and you're panicking that summer vacation is about to end.

And you don't know like where the other like six or seven weeks went.

Yes.

I call that the mini mortality.

When I had a thought as a kid, I don't know what at what point, probably like sixth grade, where I thought, oh man, it's the first day of summer. And when it gets to be the end of summer, I'm going to try to remember what it was like to be on the first day of summer and have three months ahead of me. Had a clear thought about this. And then I thought, that's kind of what life is like, too.

And maybe I should appreciate being young.

I was very young when I thought that.

And you actually, did you actually think this?

Or did some mom make a Facebook post about how her child was so emotionally mature that they said this thing?

Yes, exactly.

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