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Morning Somewhere

2026.04.02: Prepper's Amazon Cart

Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Society & Culture

4.9614 Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2026

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Burnie and Ashley discuss teaching kids about important moments, public math, prepping via Amazon cart, Indonesian earthquakes, San Francisco, reverse parking, Hambone, Iranian uranium, dirty bombs, and cool pictures on the way.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Astronauts to the moon.

0:03.8

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

0:06.9

Shut up.

0:08.1

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is...

0:14.3

Morning, September.

0:15.8

For April 2, 2020.

0:17.8

My name is Freddie Bird, sitting right over there tassie

0:23.6

everybody do you wish you could go to space yeah i do we'll talk about artemus a little bit more

0:31.0

but the president of united states addressed uh his uh constituents last night in the address talking about the iran Iranian war, just saying once again how amazing it's been, all the objectives have been accomplished on a military basis, but there's no plan to leave. Before we get too far into it, I was going to say, no, that's the whole thing. Let me ask you a question. Did you buy any prepper supplies? Oh, no. I told Ashley, I said, look at this. I showed her my Amazon card. And I go, I'm going to watch this speech and I'm going to have my hand over the Buy It Now thing. I ended up not doing it though because it was like the middle of the night for us. We had to stay up and watch Artemis. And I watched with Finn. Little Finn's first space launch.

1:11.2

11 o'clock, our time I want to say.

1:13.0

It was late.

1:13.6

It was very late for a six-year-old to be up.

1:15.7

But it was really important, you know?

1:18.0

And it was, it's one of those moments where I was trying to tell him how this is really cool and really important.

1:26.7

And we're going to the moon, but he sees,

1:28.9

you know, shows all the time where people go to the moon and they just casually go to space,

1:33.3

like a ninja fights. Yeah, of course. He was literally telling me that there was a Ninjago episode

1:37.9

where they were fighting on a comet. I'm like, yeah, but this is real. Like, this is the real world.

1:43.3

I was telling him that it's important.

1:46.2

But then I realized that's not what you're, you know, it's not the right approach to

1:49.4

this kind of thing.

1:49.9

You don't tell them it's cool and important.

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