This isn't goodbye. How do you start an OnlyFans?

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good morning to you, wherever you are, because it is morning, Samu!

For May 22nd, 2006.

My name is Bernie Burns, sitting right over there. He thought we weren't going to do

the intro anymore. It's mush. Say hi to mush everybody. Also say hi to Ash. He was so, he was so

relaxed. He was like getting settling in for a little nap and then comes Bernie. Yeah. He still got

wide-eyed every single time, but didn't run away. Didn't run away. Cats are lovely. Living with a cat is a lot of fun because you take care of the cat, you feed the cat, you take the cat to the vet. You do everything in your life to make sure the cat is going to survive. You spend all this time like petting the cat, making sure the cat's happy.

And then one day, eight years into the process, you sneeze in the same room as the cat, and the cat goes, I knew what you've been trying to kill me this entire time. The entire time. There's no trust built at all. There is no reputation. There's no goodwill. There's no, like, built up, like, just, like, I'm going to let this one slide.

None of that.

Probably because the cat is thinking about when it gets to kill us the entire time, right?

So it thinks we're thinking the same thing.

If you look at all of life from a cat's point of view, it's got to be one of those, like, you know, those capers where someone is like trying to like steal something or kill someone

and everything is just like going comedically wrong? That's their entire life. It's just like

their plan to murder us falling apart. And now it's like a pet that gets fed every day. It's like

eventually this will all work out and I'll kill these people that I live with. We're talking about you mush.

Don't give me that look.

So Stephen Colbert, the drop from today, went off the air yesterday.

After 11 years, he followed David Letterman after David Letterman retired.

And yesterday was his final broadcast.

Not really, I was looking at clips of this because that's the way I digest talk shows these days. Not really much to report. Other than the fact that his next

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