Episode One

Supervillains C-Diff (Branson), Mr. Scarcity (Charles), and Weatherman aka Denny Twister (Andrew) discuss their powers, their schemes, and the superheroes they despise in New Bank City. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Chicago live show on Friday, August 1. Get tickets. https://bit.ly/3SIzb4g

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2025

The Silly Guys lose internet access and reluctantly go to the library, where they embark on a magical Pagemaster-style adventure with the help of Mr. Library. With Will Menaker and Zeke Golvin. Cameos by Jake Rockatansky, Julian Feeld, Molly Mary O'Brien, Chris Wade, Ben Clarkson, and Patches. Chicago live show on Friday, August 1. Get tickets: https://bit.ly/3SIzb4g

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2025

Adventurers Greentooth (Andrew), Captain Spitsong (Branson), and Gutstone (Charles) transporting the skeleton of the sacred nephew to King Vahgo. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-90-kings-2-132876817 Chicago live show on Friday, August 1. Get tickets: https://bit.ly/3SIzb4g Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztzrTWiY-5s

Transcribed - Published: 30 June 2025

Taxi driver Arty (Andrew) picks up passengers (Branson, Charles) who divulge their deepest secrets and darkest truths. Chicago live show on Friday, August 1. Get tickets: https://bit.ly/3SIzb4g Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztzrTWiY-5s E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2025

Funeral home director Custard Mudwick (Branson) prepares his sons Leech Mudwick (Andrew) and Shingle Mudwick (Charles) for his imminent demise. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-89-mudwick-132113371 Chicago live show on Friday, August 1. Get tickets: https://bit.ly/3SIzb4g

Transcribed - Published: 23 June 2025

The crew of the Starship Handshake investigates an abandoned space station. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/1001-funny-1-on-131983537

Transcribed - Published: 21 June 2025

Motorcycle pros Elmo Bieferblaschter (Branson) and Big TeeTee Jr. Bieferblaschter (Patrick Doran) design custom choppers for customers (Andrew, Charles). Recorded live on Twitch on 2025-05-28. Chicago live show on Friday, August 1. Get tickets: https://bit.ly/3SIzb4g E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Transcribed - Published: 19 June 2025

We answer YOUR questions about Inutaro season 2. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dogcatcher-2-q-131595929 Chicago live show on Friday, August 1. Get tickets: https://bit.ly/3SIzb4g

Transcribed - Published: 16 June 2025

Saudi Prince Omar Funlife (Branson), Emir Trommel Bedfast (Charles), and American journalist Mr. Drama (Andrew) determine the fate of treacherous American comedian Andrew Schulz (Felix). Recorded live on Twitch on 2025-04-09. Chicago live show tix (8/1): https://bit.ly/3SIzb4g E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2025

Inutaro faces off against the Cat God in a battle that will determine the fate of Planet Wetfood. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmI E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, Nick @JucheMane, Emily Whittemore, and Ty Wood Featuring Dan Boeckner, Ben Clarkson, Hesse Deni, Julian Feeld, Mike Hale, Alex Nichols, Molly Mary O'Brien, Branson Reese, Jake Rockatansky, Nate Ruess, Will Sennett, Chris Wade, Thomas White, Patches, Molly @mollydeez, and Ray @atomicpunk1312. Written by Charles Austin and Alex Branson Video by Ben Clarkson Edited by Charles Austin Theme Song by Charles Austin lyrics by Twisty

Transcribed - Published: 5 June 2025

High schoolers Fairly “Shacho” Harmless (Nick @JucheMane), Greg Head (Branson), Ken Purple (Charles), Galen (Andrew), and Hailey Desk (Ty @bobo_circus) go to the local anime convention, Utsukushii Con. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-88-gwb-high-130528598

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2025

The dogcatchers infiltrate the Cat God's notorious fortress, Friskies World. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmI E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, Nick @JucheMane, Emily Whittemore, and Ty Wood Featuring Dan Boeckner, Ben Clarkson, Hesse Deni, Julian Feeld, Mike Hale, Alex Nichols, Molly Mary O'Brien, Branson Reese, Jake Rockatansky, Nate Ruess, Will Sennett, Chris Wade, Thomas White, Patches, Molly @mollydeez, and Ray @atomicpunk1312. Written by Charles Austin and Alex Branson Video by Ben Clarkson Edited by Charles Austin Theme Song by Charles Austin lyrics by Twisty

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2025

Andrew, Branson, and Charles tell a bedtime story about the legend of Skunk Welcher and the four treasures. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-87-legend-of-129927887

Transcribed - Published: 26 May 2025

The dogcatchers square off in one-on-one battles against the Divine Cats at the Cherry Blossom Oasis. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmI E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, Nick @JucheMane, Emily Whittemore, and Ty Wood Featuring Dan Boeckner, Ben Clarkson, Hesse Deni, Julian Feeld, Mike Hale, Alex Nichols, Molly Mary O'Brien, Branson Reese, Jake Rockatansky, Nate Ruess, Will Sennett, Chris Wade, Thomas White, Patches, Molly @mollydeez, and Ray @atomicpunk1312. Written by Charles Austin and Alex Branson Video by Ben Clarkson Edited by Charles Austin Theme Song by Charles Austin lyrics by Twisty

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2025

Inutaro lands on Planet Wetfood just as the Cat God sends his divine feline warriors to deal with him and his friends. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmI E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, Nick @JucheMane, Emily Whittemore, and Ty Wood Featuring Dan Boeckner, Ben Clarkson, Hesse Deni, Julian Feeld, Mike Hale, Alex Nichols, Molly Mary O'Brien, Branson Reese, Jake Rockatansky, Nate Ruess, Will Sennett, Chris Wade, Thomas White, Patches, Molly @mollydeez, and Ray @atomicpunk1312. Written by Charles Austin and Alex Branson Video by Ben Clarkson Edited by Charles Austin Theme Song by Charles Austin lyrics by Twisty

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2025

Cardinals Humbolt Adirondack (Andrew), Blotto Durango (Branson), and Johnny Walker Blue (Charles) vote to select a new pope and pay tribute to the newest saint, St. Aden Corbyn. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e0-53-papal-128776867

Transcribed - Published: 12 May 2025

Pamela and Uptown Schizo face off in the tournament finals while Inutaro heads into space to rendezvous with the rest of the dogcatchers. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmI E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, Nick @JucheMane, Emily Whittemore, and Ty Wood Featuring Dan Boeckner, Ben Clarkson, Hesse Deni, Julian Feeld, Mike Hale, Alex Nichols, Molly Mary O'Brien, Branson Reese, Jake Rockatansky, Nate Ruess, Will Sennett, Chris Wade, Thomas White, Patches, Molly @mollydeez, and Ray @atomicpunk1312. Written by Charles Austin and Alex Branson Video by Ben Clarkson Edited by Charles Austin Theme Song by Charles Austin lyrics by Twisty

Transcribed - Published: 8 May 2025

Mr. Load (Andrew) fills in as drama teacher as Greg Head (Branson), Witman Diggley (Charles), Sean Rogers (Alex @ALEXF0RREST), and Dylan Scarfo (Joe @J0EGLEAS0N) deliver Denzel monologues and act out the Hungry Hungry Hippos play. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-86-drama-at-w-128215067

Transcribed - Published: 5 May 2025

Four magical lads matriculating at Sevillehaven Academy gather to give their final presentations before wizard school graduation. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-128074891

Transcribed - Published: 3 May 2025

Pamela and Primrose face off in the Westminster Iron Paw Tournament while Rash and Gentian Violet plan their first date. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmI E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, Nick @JucheMane, Emily Whittemore, and Ty Wood Featuring Dan Boeckner, Ben Clarkson, Hesse Deni, Julian Feeld, Mike Hale, Alex Nichols, Molly Mary O'Brien, Branson Reese, Jake Rockatansky, Nate Ruess, Will Sennett, Chris Wade, Thomas White, Patches, Molly @mollydeez, and Ray @atomicpunk1312. Written by Charles Austin and Alex Branson Video by Ben Clarkson Edited by Charles Austin Theme Song by Charles Austin lyrics by Twisty

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2025

Walt Tremblay (Branson) catches up with his friend Columbo (Hesse). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e0-52-small-talk-127657017

Transcribed - Published: 28 April 2025

Inutaro trains for his CDL test on Earth while the rest of the dogcatchers enter the Westminster Iron Paw Tournament to compete for a wish from the Cat Genie. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9oED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmIE1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, Nick @JucheMane, Emily Whittemore, and Ty Wood Featuring Dan Boeckner, Ben Clarkson, Hesse Deni, Julian Feeld, Mike Hale, Alex Nichols, Molly Mary O'Brien, Branson Reese, Jake Rockatansky, Nate Ruess, Will Sennett, Chris Wade, Thomas White, Patches, Molly @mollydeez, and Ray @atomicpunk1312. Written by Charles Austin and Alex BransonVideo by Ben ClarksonEdited by Charles AustinTheme Song by Charles Austin lyrics by Twisty

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2025

The dogcatchers land on the planet of cats and encounter an android cat cop named Gentian Violet. Primrose trains under a cool kitty cat named Dubs while Rex has a fateful encounter at the doggy dive bar The Toilet Bowl. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmI E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, Nick @JucheMane, Emily Whittemore, and Ty Wood Featuring Dan Boeckner, Ben Clarkson, Hesse Deni, Julian Feeld, Mike Hale, Alex Nichols, Molly Mary O'Brien, Branson Reese, Jake Rockatansky, Nate Ruess, Will Sennett, Chris Wade, Thomas White, Patches, Molly @mollydeez, and Ray @atomicpunk1312. Written by Charles Austin and Alex Branson Video by Ben Clarkson Edited by Charles Austin Theme Song by Charles Austin lyrics by Twisty

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2025

Crunk's (Branson) stepdad's Roomba ran over Dave's (Andrew) girlfriend's glitterbomb and now it's a mess. Brian (Charles) has a new DoorDash and AI shirt. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-85-ipas-and-126642064 Get the new "DooDash & AI" t-shirt: https://e1podcast.dashery.com/products/74264630-doodash-and-ai-t-shirt

Transcribed - Published: 14 April 2025

Dr. Insane Einstein builds a dog spaceship capable of reaching the planet of cats. Meanwhile, the dogcatchers celebrate romance on Chocolate Day. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmI E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, Nick @JucheMane, Emily Whittemore, and Ty Wood Featuring Dan Boeckner, Ben Clarkson, Hesse Deni, Julian Feeld, Mike Hale, Alex Nichols, Molly Mary O'Brien, Branson Reese, Jake Rockatansky, Nate Ruess, Will Sennett, Chris Wade, Thomas White, Patches, Molly @mollydeez, and Ray @atomicpunk1312. Written by Charles Austin and Alex Branson Video by Ben Clarkson Edited by Charles Austin Theme Song by Charles Austin lyrics by Twisty

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2025

Today in a galaxy far far away, Emperor Palpatine has proposed an excise tax on the manufacture of cell phones sold at Cricket Wireless authorized retailers. In order to combat this attack on the galaxy’s small business owners, Jedi's Darth Hundo (Charles), Tannin Sperm (Branson), and Dape Dode (Andrew) travel to the backwater planet of Terre’Hautooine to meet with voters at the popular chain restaurant Naboo Wild Wings. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-84-jedis-for-126150045

Transcribed - Published: 7 April 2025

As the dogcatchers officially graduate from dogcatcher high school, the long-frozen body of Uptown Schizo begins to thaw, leading Inutaro and friends to the Times Square Tokyo Bass Pro Shop Pyramid—and a new adventure. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmI E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, Nick @JucheMane, Emily Whittemore, and Ty Wood Featuring Dan Boeckner, Ben Clarkson, Hesse Deni, Julian Feeld, Mike Hale, Alex Nichols, Molly Mary O'Brien, Branson Reese, Jake Rockatansky, Nate Ruess, Will Sennett, Chris Wade, Thomas White, Patches, Molly @mollydeez, and Ray @atomicpunk1312. Written by Charles Austin and Alex Branson Video by Ben Clarkson Edited by Charles Austin Theme Song by Charles Austin lyrics by Twisty

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2025

Angus Balestrom (Branson), Fox Hellman (Andrew), and Tweep Peeper (Charles) discuss some seriously twisted, messed up, F@#!%ed up drunk drivers. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-83-f-ers-who-125598357

Transcribed - Published: 31 March 2025

Dog trainers Zacky Limble (Andrew), Houndmaster Chengis (Branson), and Jazz Palmetto (Charles) discuss their idiosyncratic training styles. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2025

Movie critics John Fisher Millions (Branson), Clive Devine (Andrew), Reese Soulstone (Charles), and Barbara Throat (Hesse) debate which films to include in the lineup of the Fabulous Feast of Film Festival. Recorded live on Twitch 2025-03-19. Follow E1 on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/episodeonepodcast E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2025

Caden 2 Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama (Andrew), and Paper Chaser (Charles) discuss Rugcoin, Mr. Drama's educational at school, and why does a chicken become food when it gets hot. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-82-dopeness-124566767

Transcribed - Published: 16 March 2025

A group of friendly adventurers embarks on a quest to bring a unicorn egg to Those Blue and Yellow and Purple Hills. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-124434301

Transcribed - Published: 15 March 2025

Co-captains Stevie Masters (Charles) and Guppy "Doodad" Masters (Branson) answer questions about Three Pumpkins architectural landmarks for curious passenger Hansel Heyday (Andrew). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2025

Branson goes on a journey back to the origins of basketball in 1891. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e0-51-alex-of-1-124061209

Transcribed - Published: 10 March 2025

Surprise, Andrew has more dreams to tell us about. Branson has many topics, including sourdough starter. Charles is in the early stages of googling how to cure cancer. Plus, we discuss making Pikmin chili. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/gods-of-35-folly-123777127

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2025

With our USAID funding cut, E1 and PAL are forced to merge and downsize. Also discussed: coconut spiders, Busy Town, and Cameron's African roots. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/377-5th-annual-123541604

Transcribed - Published: 3 March 2025

Area 51 operatives Lieutenant Dimepiece (Branson), Master Sergeant Dr. Dragoon Whopper (Andrew), and Chief Petty Officer Teddy Spaghetti (Charles) leak classified secrets about their work. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Transcribed - Published: 27 February 2025

Real estate agents Bart “The Dream” Dealer (Branson) and Regis Closer (Andrew) are joined by commercial real estate expert Simon Pizzalato (Charles) to sell the Caesar Clinton Estate and other highly desirable properties. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/123000412

Transcribed - Published: 24 February 2025

Shy guys Homer Griffin (Branson), Bart Squarepants (Andrew), and Stewie Simpson (Charles) practice being confident and make promises to change their ways. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2025

Relationship experts Peter Busy (Branson), Troy Stable (Andrew), and Dewey Buzzer (Charles) discuss courtship and chivalry and answer relationship questions. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Transcribed - Published: 13 February 2025

The Sports brothers—Suds (Branson), Can (John @johnsemley3000), Scoob (Andrew), and Barley (Charles)—provide expert analysis of the Big Game before it happens. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/121934327

Transcribed - Published: 10 February 2025

CBS Sunday Morning host Ocean Brambleberg (Charles) welcomes SlickDream A.I.'s Tother Glass (Andrew) to unveil the impressive capabilities of the B.R.A.N. 6000 (Branson). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/373-cbs-sunday-b-121664280

Transcribed - Published: 6 February 2025

Men of leisure Vic Pomegranate (Branson), Loomis Contraire (Andrew), and Toledo St. John (Charles) discuss their vacations and daily routines. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/121427209

Transcribed - Published: 3 February 2025

As Shadow King Billy Goodtime's fortunes crumble, various members of his court conspire to usurp the throne. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-121283948

Transcribed - Published: 1 February 2025

Explorers Captain “Cookie” Cola (Branson), Dr. Mink Moscato (Andrew), and Vermillion Groucho (Charles) touch down on an unexplored planet on a mission to establish the universe's most exotic WingStop franchise. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Transcribed - Published: 30 January 2025

Commentators Farris Fortune (Branson), Orpheus Griggs (Andrew), and Sir Willy Balderdash (Charles) welcome 10 fluffy kitties competing for glory in the Kitty Cat Club's annual Winter Classic. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-78-kitty-cat-120891304

Transcribed - Published: 27 January 2025

Podcasters Bobstronaut (Branson), Sotheby Laurence (Charles), and Mason (Andrew) apologize for the unfortunate circumstances that ended their new podcast. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Transcribed - Published: 23 January 2025

Episodes that never left the drafts folder, including 3 of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, mailboxes, snowflakes, three olives in James Bond's martini, and more. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-77-drafts-3-120400663

Transcribed - Published: 20 January 2025

Former Tonight Show writers Ernie Coldcall (Branson) and Pip Zweihander (Charles) and their caretaker Rocko (Andrew) eat lunch at the Giggle Grove Grill before splitting a tight five at Laughster's Joke Castle. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Transcribed - Published: 16 January 2025

Modern stone-age guys Kraven Morestone (Branson), Boulder Bailey (Andrew), and Granite Rockwell (Charles) discuss their suburban-style caveman lives over drinks at Ritzi's on the Rock. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Transcribed - Published: 9 January 2025