The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery,

a Charles Austin company. It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome to episode one.

Hey there, this is Luke Luther Laughmore, the riffing therapist, and for my SNL audition tape,

I thought I would do something a little different,

Lauren. I want to take you inside my therapeutic practice to see how I send my clients home

in stitches. Not literally, of course. Ow, please don't hurt me. But yeah, basically, you know,

therapists nowadays, we can write all kinds of scripts.

I mean, Oxies, Fent, gas station stuff. You name it, Lauren, I can get it for you.

Straight up, you don't even got to hire me. I'll do it. But, well, unlike the other guy,

I also write scripts for the best drug of all. Laughter. When my new clients arrive, they never have

any idea what they're stepping into here.

This is the octagon, and they're facing off against a heavyweight UCB certified riffer.

Come on, you'll see. Let me just start a session here. You'll see, Lauren. I think here comes somebody now.

Hello, are you, Dr. Laughmore? Yes, good to see you. A new patient I see. What's your name? My name is Swan Seedoo. Oh, beautiful. I just sit here. I like the alliteration. Alliteration's funny. Yeah, I guess so. So, generational name. I assume this is therapy, right?

You probably got some trauma.

Probably got some bad stuff going on in your life.

Well, yes.

I was actually mandated to come to therapy.

Oh, you're mandated to come?

Oh,

that's funny. That's funny. I see what you did there. Come, that's pretty funny. Oh, you're mandated to cum. Sorry?

That's funny. That's funny.

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