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a Charles Austin company. It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome to episode one.

Okay, we are rolling. This is Dr. Davis M. Wi-Fi. The date is November 1st, 2025. I am recording for archival purposes on the third

perennial UAP retreat and tour here in the Washington forests of Mystery Gulch in ancient land of

strange phenomena in the home of the famous crazy lights. I am glad to be

joined by this year's new members of our retreat.

I'm sorry. What are your

names again? Oh, are you

streaming it? Are you streaming this?

That's why I put those mics here. Yeah, I didn't know this was a stream or a

Oh, cool. This is fun.

I thought this is a retreat. I record it for the research.

Am I supposed to say my name?

Yes, please do you...

I hope you edit this.

My name is Sloan Druller, and I'm really excited to see those crazy lights.

And what's your name? Oh, my name is Montana Hobart. I am a sales associate at Target in Waukesha, Wisconsin. Well, that's not important. You just need to. Oh, excellent. Excellent. Happy to have you. Should I mention the earn? Does that get video? Should I mention the Gern? Well, let me just get through the, let's just start this off. And then we'll get to, we can talk while we're walking and everything will be recording everything. So, great. It looks like we're all packed up. We got our proper footwear on as some of the height can be pretty treacherous. But as long as you listen to me

and you stick with me, we will make it through Mystery Gulch all the way to witness the phenomenon

that is the crazy lights. Make sure you stay hydrated. Keep those lapel mics on you tight or else

will come out of your deposits. Now for a bit of

housekeeping really quick, just get the boring stuff out of the way. The rules. Rule number one,

no Jesus stuff. You know, I'm not against it in general, but last year this one guy was trying

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