E2 #98 - What Would You Do If I Was There Right Now? [Patreon Preview]
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🗓️ 6 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | This computer in my head, it doesn't even work anymore. |
| 0:21.4 | Michael Porter Jr. showed me how to turn it off. And I'm beginning to think Michael Porter Jr. is home. I think I hear him moving around in the kitchen. Michael. I hear him having a conversation with his smart fridge. Michael. Where's, oh, let's go talk to that beautiful girl in that smart fridge. I love her. Oh, my gosh. He does. |
| 0:22.4 | Sometimes, just like with the AI girlfriend, we were able to put the AI girlfriend in the smart fridge and all three of us will gather around in front of the Spark fridge. |
| 0:29.3 | We have an AI girlfriend on every smart device in that house. |
| 0:33.0 | The thermometer, the AC thingy, the fridge, the dishwasher, the cabinet. We got the TV. We got |
| 0:42.0 | the iPad. We got the Alexa. We got the Google Home. We got them everywhere. Blinky. Michael |
| 0:50.9 | Porter Jr., all talk sexually speaking to an AI that then ranks us on boyfriend score at the end of each day. |
| 0:59.3 | Girl, what would you do? |
| 1:00.0 | So at the same way, while we're talking to this super sessy AI, we're also competing to be who can be the best kids or to a robot lady who would you do if you just walked into this apartment with all three of us. |
| 1:10.4 | And you see all three of us? |
| 1:20.5 | And you see all three of us each talking to a different household device and flirting and kissing and just just seeing, you know, what's up for with these girls? |
| 1:21.2 | What would you do? |
| 1:22.1 | What would you do? |
| 1:23.3 | What would you do? What would you walk in if you walked into Michael Porter Jr.'s kitchen and you saw me kissing a stand mixer? |
| 1:31.3 | What would you do? |
| 1:32.2 | And then you saw me, you saw me trying to climb into a dishwasher. |
| 1:35.7 | Oh, no, because I'm so bad. |
| 1:38.0 | I'm so bad. |
| 1:39.4 | I don't know. |
| 1:40.6 | What would you do if you saw Michael Porter Jr. |
| 1:43.5 | trying to stuff his lower half of his body into his freezer part of his fridge? What would you do? What would you do, girl? What would you do? How did you feel about that? What would you do if you came home and I was naked inside of the washing machine? And the washing machine was spinning a 100 miles an hour. |
| 2:01.7 | Would you jump in the washing machine? |
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